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There are persistent rumors that this unmitigated disaster was caused by a nuclear detonation deep under Haiti. Although all finger point to the Illuminati behind this hideous disaster, other important facts are emerging about Russia's underground nuclear testing as being the cause. One question remains in that case: Are they not ruled by the Illuminati, too?

This is the news video link in which suspicions were inadvertently leaked to the public.
http://www.centraltexasnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=11817433

Remember no matter what the cause, that these people are the poorest of our neighbors. Give generously. The Registrar of the Unincorporated Deuteronomical Society has been tasked to commit $200.00 of the Marijuana Guild's tax revenue fund to help in the aid effort at this time.

Be sure to choose a reputable charity and have the Canadian Government match your funds for maximum effect.

Give generously because this is the reality Utube vid
"Primeras Imagenes Terremoto en HAITI VIDEO CRUDO Earthquake 12/Enero/2010"

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  • An Egyptian newspaper, after the big Tsunami that devastated indonesia and the surrounding area, claimed that an "Israeli / Indian nuclear test" was responsible. Seems like you can blame just about anything on the despised "Jooz" or the equally despised "Yoo-Ess-Ay".

  • @leejakeman To me this vid showed me an amazing thing. How utterly gullible people are.

  • This is the best measurement of the gullibility of humans ever! That I have stumbled on it by accident makes me understand better the average intelligence out there and helps me focus more clearly in my language to them. I have learned that it is best to disrespect these idiots and call them by a name which describes them to a tee: MORONS. That is why I really don't give a shit who if anybody actually pays attention. Numbers here does not translate to anything concrete except entertainment

  • I chose to believe that decades of tyranny, graft, corruption, no building codes, no standardized check and balance system, no reliable emergency response network, no economic fortitude, and no provisions for such an emergency magnified the severity of the earthquake. If you prefer to believe that the Navy (or whomever) secretly blasted a nuke and is responsible for the devastation, that's your right. I believe it sounds cracked when compared to more plausible explanations.

  • The whole thing is pure fiction that I made up to find out how gullible people are.

  • Ok, I have no issue with what the US is capable of. Lets say they did do it. Why? They have had Haiti by the balls for along time, the reason why they were so screwed was bcos the debt they owed the french for so long and the markets being opened to competitors. The country was running, but it was no threat. So why Haiti? I hear alot of theorys as to hwo it happened, but why?

    Give a good coherent answer other than evil, they're would have to be some resourcful reason why. Anyone?

  • Here is an example of the use of logic, or so they think? Does this statement of opinion sprinkled with distorted facts make more sense than the video? In exercising your brain cells it doesn't really matter if you end up with a new position so much as a glimpse and practice of the tools necessary to solve all problems personally. All you have to do is use your own brain cells diligently and take in knowledge and you can make your own decisions about all things in your life.

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  • The best conspiracy theorists are more nuanced than the mainstream media - not equally bereft of nuance. Using a catchall culprit like the word "Illuminati" to sum up every hidden alliance & elite power network is as unexamined & unsupported as the client press's use of the term "Al Qaeda" to refer to any and every subversive or violent activity at home or abroad. We need to be more sophisticated and respectable in our research than stoop to their standardless propagandizing filth.

  • While HAARP openly admits that it is a weather alteration facility & while underground nuclear testing has been going on for quite a long time, SALT treaties notwithstanding, we have to hand it to our dear rulers for devising strategic weapons that can induce phenomena over which mother nature has held a monopoly since time immemorial. This means that the only way we'll ever really know what HAARP & other similar technologies have been up to is a...(hopefully peaceful) REGIME CHANGE in the US.

  • nuclear testing and detonation goes on all the time... how else can they test them?

  • illmantati ????

  • i thought i was the only that thought this ? the earth quakes in haiti of 2010 were caused by under ground nuke test ,

  • @NateBuck93 Hugo Chavez accused the U.S. of using the earthquake as an excuse to "invade and militarily occupy Haiti," a nation so poor that its entire economy is based on foreign aid — particularly from the U.S.

    The ultimate goal of the attack in Haiti is the United States' planned destruction of Iran through a series of Earth Quakes.

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