Cookie Jarvis: American Hero

Cookie Jarvis is a legend in the world of competitive eating. He has many titles, including grapes, cannoli, ham and potatoes, sour pickles, and ice cream (long form). Now retired, he is still remembered as one of the greats.

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Competitive
• Eating
• Chestnut
• MLE
• IFOCE
• Cookie
• Jarvis
• Eats
• of
• Strength

[slapyourface88]

AMERICAN HERO??? puauauauauauauau

you need rehab

[askpersonaltrainers]

Lucky he's a real American

His gut could be a Weapon of Mass Destruction if it got into the wrong hands.

[branderson88]

what do you do to show support for your country?

I wear an american flag or uncle sam hat while engorging myself with multiple days worth of calories in one sitting.

how patriotic

[PlancksTime]

Can you believe I got here from my endocrinology and metabolism course that used this guy and Erick Badlands Booker as examples of metabolism gone wrong?

[DIEUSELESSWHITETRASH]

hahha fucking puerto rican pig piece of shit

[makkibiff]

What a joke Cokie Jarvis is. Humiliation to all americans.

[kingocto]

@askpersonaltrainers he could probably shit out a weapon of mass destruction if he keeps eating the way he does..

[laserfeet34]

Who's the guy in the red beret? Is that Tim Minchin?

[Tockers84]

Is this serious or are they joking around?

[RealBloppy]

It's sarcastic, dipshit.