Chicken of the Sea Jingle Contest - Lunchmeat Slurry Blues

WAKE THE KIDS AND CALL THE NEIGHBORS!

Help the Food Bank of the Rockies win a truckload (not an exaggeration- a real truckload), of Chicken of the Sea products by supporting Colorado's lone finalist in the Chicken of the Sea Jingle Jam Contest.


One of the videos I entered for the Chicken of the Sea Jingle Jam Contest has been selected as one of the Top 10 finalists.




Keep in mind this is not a referendum on my guitar playing skills.

My Entry Number is #37 You're allowed to vote up to 3 times a day, per email address. Contest ends December 9.

Please forward this and tell everyone you know!

http://www.mermaidjinglejam.com/phase2/votedetail.aspx?entrantid=37

Yes. I could win a trip to Hollywood, but more importantly, Colorado could win a Truckload of Chicken of the Sea products for the Food Bank of the Rockies, just in time for the traditional Tuna eating season.

Thanks for supporting my entry - Lunchmeat Slurry Blues.

Brad Baker,
Parker, CO


LUNCHMEAT SLURRY BLUES


My kids like lunchmeat slurry
Extruded into a tube
It's just so hard to get them
To eat healthy food

So I thought I would trick them
Catch them unaware
By feeding them a dish
With a nautical flair

All they knew was it was tasty
Dad, what can this be?
I said, don't talk with your mouth full
If you're talkin' to me

This here food has the protein
And good old Omega 3
And on top of all that
It's ninety-eight percent fat free

This here food has the somethins
That your insides lack
And in these convenient pouches
Makes a real good snack

They said, Dad, you're too cryptic
Tell us, what could it be?

I said, Ask any Mermaid
That you happen to see
What's the best Tuna?

Chicken of the Sea

Chicken of the Sea

Chicken of the Sea

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[bradcasting101]

Thanks to everyone who voted for my jingle. I finished in a respectable 4th place. Unfortunately, Denver media for the most part, in all their various forms, were disinterested in covering this contest that would have benefited the Food Bank of the Rockies. Short of lighting myself on fire and standing in the middle of I-25, I did all I could to muster their interest.

[BeverlyHillsDivaChil]

Chicken of the Sea never stopped Rachael C's bot and of course she'll have to be announced the winner. I think she was already told she's the winner even though it isn't announced because one of my relatives works at the Osbrink Talent Agency in the LA area and Rachael C. already sent in her son's headshot and said he won the Jingle Jam. Rachael C. is originally from California and I think she has a relative who works at the Chicken of the Sea office in San Diego.

[ShlomoRosie]

I beg to differ that a fair amount of her votes are legit. The little bit of publicity she had was not enough to generate 11 to at times, 15 votes per second. She now has an additional 17,000 votes accumulated in less than 2 days. To make matters worse, the so-called security implemented by Chicken of the Sea will not hinder her automated voting program at all. Those programs are designed to generate different IP proxies. The antiqquated CAPTCHA code used can be easily read by these programs.

[ShlomoRosie]

At 9 PM ET Nov 19 Rachaelmomof3's kid had 9936 votes and at 2:30 PM ET Nov 20, just 17 1/2 hours later, he had 21,403 votes which are 11,467 votes mostly accumulated during the night when people are generally asleep. And she is insisting these are legit votes? I feel for you and the others who are honestly making an effort to pull this off legally. I hope Chicken of the Sea realizes it will reflect terribly on the company if it allows people like Rachaelmomof3 to continue this charade.

[BeverlyHillsDivaChil]

It is not Mark and Matt you have to worry about cheating. They worked hard, as you did, on publicity in the Atlanta area. There have been several major news stories broadcast about them and there is a huge populace of Atlantans voting for them. The person who is using an automated bot to vote for her son is the mother of the little boy from Oklahoma in the Chicken of the Sea Jingle by Rachael C. as her son somehow mysteriously garned 7,000 votes overnight.

[girlbabyhot4u]

Yup, those two dudes in the boat jack up their bot to do 5 votes every 30 seconds at night when they think every one is asleep and won't notice. During the day they tone their bot down to about 1 vote every 30 seconds. They're pretty slick but the older lady in 2nd place not so much. She's got her bot doing too many votes during the day I'd say like 2 every 30 seconds now. She'll be past the boat dudes unless they really jack their speed up. The person in 3rd is using a bot also ya know.

[mike46201a]

Your vid is fun to watch but sadly you can't win no matter how many people you get all gung-ho to vote for you. It's all because those 2 douche bags in first place are using an automated program to vote for themselves non-stop over and over. At 9 PM last night they had 9829 votes and this morning at 8 AM they had 12765. 3000 votes overnight. Yeah right. The lady in second place is using an automated program too. She has hers set up going at a slower pace.