How the Wizard of Oz should have ended (video)! (Glinda Gone Wild!)

WHAT IF...Glinda the 'Good Witch' had accidentally killed Dorothy and didn't want anyone to know about it? How far would she go to cover it up and what would she do? Watch and find out!


Cowardly Lion (CL):
Uhhh, listen gggg...gggg...guys, I think we must have taken a wrong turn some place back by the haunted forest.

Tin Woodsman (TW):
I think he's right, this doesn't look like the way to the witch's castle.

Scarecrow: (SC):
I'm sure I can follow the simple directions given to us by the wizard to find the witch's castle. It should be just a little bit further up a head.

Dorothy (DO):
Toto, I don't think we're in OZ anymore. CowL
We have to be in Oz, where else could we be. Tin Woodsman
We must be getting close by now. Dorothy
I know how we can pass the time until we get there.

The three (Dorothy, TinW and CowL) get into a line, arm in arm...
Ooooohhhhhh, we're off. Scarecrow (Interrupts loudly)
Guys seriously! I told you I was sick of that song, now keep it down while I figure out this map! Tin Woodsman
Probably would have been a copyright infringement to sing the song anyway. Dorothy
Old Susanna then? The three (like the wizard of oz song)
OOOOOOOLLLLD Susanna, oh don't you cry for me.... (fades off).. WOW:
So there they are....they were supposed to have gone through the haunted forest, that's where I sent the winged monkeys...oh well, I'll just have to handle this myself...once and for all! Glinda:
Hold it right there withcypoo. Dorothy is under my protection and you won't hurt a hair on that poor girls head. WOW:
And who's going to stop me? Glinda:
I'm am! WOW:
You really want to do this! Glinda:
Bring it! WOW(s)
Guess which of us is the real witch:! Dorothy (with crew behind her)
Oh Glinda, are we glad to see you...we Glinda
Moe....oh no! WOW
HA HA HA. You killed Dorothy, that's priceless! Wait till everyone in Oz hears about this. Glinda the good witch. I can't wait to tell everyone about this....

Glinda casts spell that causes the witch to shrink to 6 inches tall. Shot of Witch looking up at Glinda and Glinda looking down at witch. Glinda
Sorry witchy, but you won't be telling anyone about this.

Glinda walks up to the witch, raises her foot, witch cringes and Glinda steps on her, splat! Glinda
Goodbye to bad rubbish!

Glinda turns to the three who still stare dumbfounded at the stumps of Dorothy's legs. Glinda
Well, Oz is finally of the Wicked Witch of the West forever. Everyone will rejoice through out the land. CowL
But you killed Dorothy. TinW
You bastard. Glinda
No I didn't ScaC
You BLEEPING blew her up with a BLEEPING lighting bolt. Glinda
That wasn't me, the witch did that. ScaC
Are you BLEEPING kidding? TinW
Yes Glinda, it was you. CowL
We all saw you do it. Glinda (smile faltering)
All three of you saw what happened then? Glinda
Well, I guess there is nothing else to do then.... ScaC
Holy BLEEP, you BLEEPIN shot us! Good thing bullets go through me. TinW
Yes, and they bounce right off me. CowL
(Spits blood and falls over dead) ScaC and TinW look at each other
Holy BLEEP Glinda
Didn't know bullets wouldn't work on you two. Well, how about the Flaming Hand of Firey Doom.

Glinda frowns at the tin-woodsman who looks frighten. TW (says this almost hopeful)
I guess you're going to make it rain on me now? Glinda
Not at all. (she says with a smile and waves her wand. IN a flash he is gone, then she says coldly.) Some might come along with an oil can and free you, this will be a little more permanent.

CUT to a street some where.
The Tin-Woodsman appears in a flash and is relieved to still be alive. TW
Well that wasn't so....

Before he can finish a car hits him off the edge of the screen, but his head is torn off and ricochets around, until it flies by the camera.


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[sander19951995]

that was..... AWESOME

[RdDrfjames]

@sander19951995 Thank you!  :) Which was your favorite 'death scene'?

[BeusdyBeusdyBop]

Thank God Toto was ok!

[RdDrfjames]

@BeusdyBeusdyBop Yeah, about Toto, you might want to watch it again. :) (Thanks for watching!)

[BeusdyBeusdyBop]

@RdDrfjames *GASP* Stop ruining Christmas! :)



[RdDrfjames]

@BeusdyBeusdyBop LOL! Blame it on Glinda! :)

[h20fan1993]

1:50

[Elgar7022]

Is it just me or does the lion look more like an Ewok from Star Wars?

[65radius]

Good special effects, good acting, excellent premise! Good job!

[RdDrfjames]

@MsUrsulaHitler Thanks! :)