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Uploaded by on Oct 19, 2008

Our second extra credit of the year for Mr. Martinez's A.P. U.S. History class.
Funky Fresh Boys
Ajax - Ajay Parikh
HQ - Harris Quraishi
Ro-Ro - Rohan Patel
Seong-Hwan - Michael Kim

Remake of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" Instrumental version

Lyrics:
Mein, Mein, Mein, Mein Kampf, thats the book I wrote.
German aggression down yo throat.
I took Germany out the League of Nations,
So I dont need to pay no reparations.

My cool, stache and pants,
Helped me take over France,
Im known, as the
Chancellor of Germany.

I tolja Homeboy,
Cant Touch This
Thats how we livin and ya kno
Cant Touch This
Look at my stache man
Cant Touch This
Yo lemme bust some mo funky lyrics, uh huh

Schlieffen Plan, advance
Split Europe, with a War Lance
So come on and try
To take us down you stupid allies.

While were winning, well take
Sudetenland and all your cake,
Uh-huh, Thats Right.

Takin over the world like you know we should,
Cause we good, you know we could,
And this is the truth, uh, you cant touch.

I toldja
Cant Touch This
Why you be fighting, dawg?
Cant Touch This
YO ring the bell, Hitlers here

Try to gather, and beat me,
Then Ill call my bro, Mussolini.
Now, you know,
You mess with Hitler then you gotta go away

Thats right,
Sudetenlands our Birthright
So stop, and take a gander,
Or youll have to wave the white banner.

Beat us? Keep dreamin,
No matter how hard you try ill leave you screamin,
Thats word cause you know

Cant Touch This

Break it DOWN

Stop, Hammer Time

Acquiesce, To what we say
If you dont,
Then you might as well run away.

So putyo arms in the air,
And be like the Nazis
Blue eyes and blonde hair.

This is it, for the losers
We dont care if they all call us abusers
Hear that fox trot?
Now lets all do the pot, pot, pot, pot.

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  • you cant touch this nerds

  • my eyes?

  • Hitlerr is definatley NOTT cool!!!!!! Wtff.

  • yo can you send me that instrumental?

  • crazy nice

  • good guyz nice nice video keep it up

  • uhm... o.O

    I couldn't laugh

    just about the weird guys rappin'

  • How!

  • One of them is my cousin

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