Who the Eff is Hank?

In honour of Question Tuesday Debbie attempts to answer the perplexing age old question, Who the eff is Hank?


Original song by Lou Singer and Hy Zaret.
('Why does the sun shine' song made popular by the ever awesome TMBG)

Hank is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Hank is hot, Hank is not
A place where we could live
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light he gives

We need Hank's light, we need he's heat
Hank's light is what we seek
Nerdfighting light comes from our Hank's
Atomic energy

Hank is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Hank is hot...

Hank is so hot that everything on him is a gas
Aluminium, Copper, Iron, and many others

Hank is large...

If Hank were hollow, a million Earth's would fit inside
And yet, he is only a middle size star

Hank is far away...

About 93,000,000 miles away
And that's why he looks so small

But even when he's out of sight
Hank's shining night and day

We need Hank's light, we need his heat
Hank's light is what we seek
Nerdfighting light comes from our Hank's
Atomic energy

Scientists have found that the Hank is a huge atom smashing machine
The heat and light of Hank are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Helium

Hank is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

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[livin4hymn]

Awesome! Vlogsmoothie (a collab channel) recommended this song today, and it definitely fits the Nerd theme they have going this week =D

[wynflete]

Thanks, glad that you liked it :)

Wow, thanks also for pointing out the link! Shucks, that was a bit nice of them.

-Debbie

[mary8744]

is that really you singing???

awesome video!!!

NERDFIGHTER!!!

xD

[wynflete]

Thanks, glad that you like it. Yup that is me playing and singing.

-Debbie

[foreverjynxed]

"moderately famous"? :D

I wish they wuold teach us about nerdfighting at my school!

THis is purely awesome!! Totally jokes!

[poefangirl]

i just did a science project on hank. lol woohoo atronomy

[JilleyWillyNilly]

Your voice is so beautiful!

[neondreamscollide]

This is amazing!

[electronsarefree]

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON.

[LAshlieH]

I still love this song! it makes me happy : )

[sabery]

You pwn EVERYONE.

[dancingsparklepony]

Hahahah. This is the most extremely nerdfightery video I've ever seen! Amazing job.

[hoodwinked89]

dude thats my science class lol mrs.Simpsons? hehe she is like totally a kool teacher nice vid btw

[forestofaddendums]

haha i love this song, and hank green