Clairvoyant Fail

Español:
- Entonces, usted dice que es un clarividente, que se puede prever el futuro?
- Sí, puedo ver el futuro.
SLAP!
- ¿Y esto? ¿no viste esto?? Como puede ver, no hace falta mucho para exponer a un mentiroso.

English:
- So, you say you are a clairvoyant, that you can foresee the future?
- Yes, I can see the future.
SLAP!!!
- And this? Didn't you see this coming? As you can see, it doesn't take much to expose a liar.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• clairvoyant
• fey
• seeing
• seer
• fail
• slap
• interview

[sephirothcadaj]

epico carajo esto es epico

[FizzySpliffy]

I FOUND GOD...and he is fucking hilarious XD

[arturmp10]

hahahahahaha

[izzygizzy2]

@soccerorbust119 How so? Please give me an example of any way in which religion is viable? Don't try to argue that it teaches morals and gives people a sense of belonging, because I can name countless other organizations that accomplish that without causing 95% of the conflicts in the world.

[soccerorbust119]

@izzygizzy2 You're amount of ignorance is outstanding.

[gguilford72]

@CrazyKarl93

Chaos theory.

[zupergozer]

I love that dude

he is my new idol

[izzygizzy2]

FOR EXAMPLE: The Holocaust, 9/11, The Crusades, the IRA, the Spanish Conquistadors, the overwhelming number of priests who rape little kids, The reason the average American hates brown people. Now try to think of something GOOD that religion has done in the past 2 centuries. This world would be infinitely more functional if stupid fucks like you didn't believe that a magical fairy being in the sky controls every aspect of our lives.

[izzygizzy2]

@UnknownBoss Of course we'll insult those who believe in him. Plain and simple, the ONLY logical reason for believing in God is not being educated enough to realize that HE DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST. After 2 thousand years with absolutely no proof, It's safe to assume the big guy isn't there. However, there IS a very proven theory of evolution as well as multiple scientific theories explaining exactly how and why we came into being. Religion does nothing but cause war and hatred.

[Jacckkkkkkk]

hahahaha