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"Drunken Woman Blues" (hoopiejohn original)

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Uploaded by on Oct 26, 2008

What's fair is fair. I have recorded a video on YouTube entitled "Whiskey Headed Man", so I'm now giving my equal time to the fairer sex.

This song is dedicated to my first wife, whose whereabouts are unknown, but the drunk tank in Murfreesboro, Tennessee's jail would be a good place to look for her.

DISCLAIMER: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROPERTY DAMAGES OR PERSONAL INJURIES IF THIS VIDEO IS PLAYED (ESPECIALLY LOUDLY AND REPEATEDLY) WITHIN EARSHOT OF A WOMAN SUFFERING FROM A BAD HANGOVER.

****** Drunken Woman Blues ******

You can drink your liquor,
You can drink your canned cold beer;
...repeat...
But a drunken woman,
Sure ain't welcome here!

A drunken woman,
She always fuss and fights;
...repeat...
She's got a temper,
Like a snapping turtle's got bite.

A drunken woman,
Ain't no friend of yours;
...repeat...
When you feeling most friendly,
She lays there drunk and snores.

She won't keep house,
Or mind what the children do;
...repeat...
If it ain't burned down,
What a wreck you'll come home to.

She won't cook nothing,
Lays sick in bed all day;
...repeat...
Then she'll go out drinking,
Spending your hard-earned pay.

A drunken woman's
Too easy with her love;
...repeat...
Three men, four men,
Five men, ain't enough.

You can drink your liquor,
You can drink your canned cold beer;
...repeat...
But a drunken woman,
Sure ain't welcome here!

Played finger style on my 6-string Republic brass-bodied "Resolian" parlor resonator guitar; self-accompanied with an "E" scale Hohner "Blues Harp" harmonica (but almost any brand or model will do).

Note: I wear the ski mask because I'm otherwise famous, and don't want this to "get out".

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  • What ya got in that there cannon safe hoss?

  • @FMJPatriot Nothing dangerous - in my video "My Resophonic Guitar Collection", I expose all.

    Thanks

  • nacho libre meets school of rock! guessing by the bumper sticker could be an IBM exec trying to maintain anonymity--all around good stuff HJ

  • @embwee Thanks

  • I Subbed!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!

  • Thanks for your many kind comments.

    hoopiejohn

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  • bravo, @hoopiejohn. good and funny.  Regards from Serbia.

  • On his recording, Tommy Mclennan did the same joke when he introduced, whiskey head man after having played whiskey head woman ( wich I prefer), anyway, brilliant stuff, powerful singing and awesome picking,

    loved it man

  • I love this song. I first heard it in the movie Honeydripper.

  • That was killer. Loved it.

  • i knew it man, just the way this is a humble video i though it be tight. Great man! lovin harmonica inclusion. keep em coming!

  • you are the lucador of blues... great song, man!

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