Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - The Nine Demons, Part 1

2011 UPDATE: I decided there was enough material for another 'Demons' clip, so this is now 'part 1'.
"The Nine Demons", starring Cheng Tien Chi, Chiang Sheng and Lu Feng. I wish they'd stop using the flimsiest criteria for calling certain movies "Venoms films"; however, like the last upload, the same two of the three "core Venoms" do quite a bit here as well, and they even exec direct, whatever that means. It's a Chang Cheh film, with demons and horror elements, so you know what nastiness you're in for. The hilarity in this dub is amazing: Americanized names, goofy lines and line reads, elementary school dialogue....

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[AllGlorytoHypnoToad]

Hahahaha!! I love the intermittent James Bond music rip off. i.e. 'The Man with the Golden Gun'

[neonsamurai1]

2:38 to 2:47 - The music in the background is the ending theme from Blade Runner! WTF?!

[BenNCM]

You bloodsucking demon! You're a demon!

[blonddali]

Get on with it. "Right!"

[forgiveme77777777777]

thats funny...baddies

[SpankRamen2]

As much as I love Chaing Sheng, Lu Feng, & Ricky Cheng Tien Chi, there was nothing good about this movie whatsoever. I used to have it on VHS & I can't remember if I traded it in or threw it away. It was just that shitty.

If there were such a show as "Mystery Kung Fu Theater 2000", this would be in the very first episode.

[drunkenmaster1605199]

Joey the demonnnnnn

one of the most incredibly bad dubs I've ever heard

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Wow this was a really bad/good one!

Ugh... damn!