Tales From.... A Nympho

"Hi ladies & Gentleman my name is Paprika. I'm gonna tell you a story.One day I was sitting at home chilling in the crib when all of a sudden I stumbled onto the spice channel. I didn't even know I had that shit. There were two white ladies and a pizza delivery guy. At first it made me hungry. Then one of them was like fuck pizza i want meat, and just ripped his jeans off. I was like Whoa! What am I watching. It was like a car accident though, you don't want to look but you just can't help it. All of a sudden my panties were soaking wet. I needed sex then and there, it didn't matter who the fuck it was with. Shit! I was looking for my brother. Hahaha . Just joking. This guys dick was huge! That big! Then I said Fuck it. I went outside, it was like 3 in the morning. I needed dick badly, you don't understand. Out of no where some crack head bum comes up to me. He was like Can i have a dollar for some cra... I mean food. I was like why the fuck should I give you my hard earned money to get you high? He said, what do you want? I'll work for it. I thought for a minute. Then I said how about you bring them big crusty ol' lips over here and lick my clit. He was like it's my lucky day. We went into a alley way, and you wouldn't believe how good this fucking junkie was. He said they used to call him hurricane tongue, I was like I see. He said it moves twice as fast when I'm high. I threw his skinny ass to the ground. Pulled off his dirty ripped up jeans and wow was his dick huge. I couldn't believe it. I had a skirt on. I kept it real ghetto. I just pulled my thong to the side and hopped on. I gave him the ride of his mother fucking life. He was moaning and shit. He didn't even want crack anymore. I never knew a crack head could be packing like that. I was grinding just like this. He couldn't take it. He turned into Drake in shit. He was like you the fucking best, you the fucking best, you the fucking best. When i was done, I got up, took my money back and just bounced. Bye Bitch. And that's my story. I hope you enjoyed it."

Category:

Comedy

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• Funny
• stories
• unforgivable
• hooker
• whore
• slut
• horny
• nympho
• drake
• best
• ever
• had
• nicki
• minaj
• xtranormal

[12ohsnap12]

wtf...nasty ass...lol..

[ZITZON]

Naughty Paprika.

[Filthymouth116]

hahahhahahah... this is dumb funny.. best i ever had..