Woman arrested after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. She was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of her udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. She pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.
@bassicwilson trust me the cow still drinks, i know her.
buchancm 1 year ago
Minotaur's mother!
heresthadude1080 1 year ago
she was hired to entertain and attract people to an event. but she showed up shit faced and began to frighten the children and chase them into traffic. not intentionally just being drunk and stupid. not exactly her shining moment.
turdfucker1 1 year ago
How would she be able to put the costume on properly if she was intoxicated?
Hmmm....then again, why would she even HAVE a cow costume?
GamerG0d1337 2 years ago
witw! that's like CRAZY! :P
jaytay03 2 years ago
tehe
RisaLovelyComplex 2 years ago
hahah xD
HardcoreTerrorJunkie 2 years ago
haha....great just great!
DanbleM 3 years ago
This story is funny on so many levels. I wonder if she still drinks? If you get me through this one, I promise.... Oh my!
bassicwilson 3 years ago