If I Didn't Have Hands

This is a response to Abby's challenge to write a song called "If I Didn't Have Hands"

If I had no hands to hold you I would cry and cry cause there'd be no way to wave at you when you're driving by. If I had no hands, I couldn't tuck you in at night, but if I had spatulas at the end of my arms, I guess that'd be alright. I could make pancakes every day and flip em all twice as fast I could open a restaurant called spatula hands oh yeah that would be a blast.
If I had no hands I'd be kind of sad 'cause there's no way I could play guitar and that would make me mad. If I had no hands, I couldn't strum or play but if I had trumpets at the end of my arms instead of hands, I guess that'd be OK and I could play a duet with myself anytime, anywhere. I could play in a symphony and get double pay, cause I'd be first and second chair
If I had no hands I couldn't ride my bike, there'd be lots of disadvantages that I wouldn't like. If I had no hands, I just wouldn't feel right but If I had a putter and a five iron at the end of my arms, well that'd be out of sight. I could play golf every day with my friends and show em a thing or two about what a guy with golf clubs for hands can really do. If I had no hands.

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[aquari33]

lol we love this! hilarious heheheh,

becky

[TwinklyCandy]

Haha! Great song and great video!!

[recipesfromahat]

*lol* I laughed my ass off watching this video! Great job!

[dannyknapp]

excellent ! your songs always make me happy.