Macabre The Cat Came Back

Album: Minstrels Morbid Campfire Songs
Lyrics:
Now old Mr. Johnson had troubles of his own,
He had a yellow cat that wouldn't leave his home,
He tried and he tried to get that cat away,
Gave it to a man going far away.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

Now the man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamites,
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety-seven pieces of the man is all they found.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

Gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take it up the river in a boat,
They tied a rope around its neck it must've weighed a pound,
Now they drag the river for the little boy it's drowned.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

Gave it to man going up in a balloon,
Told him for to take it to the man on the Moon,
The balloon came down about 90 miles away,
Where he is now, I dare not say.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

They gave it to a man going way out west,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best,
First, the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away, away, away, away.

Away across the ocean he did send the cat at last,
Vessel out alone today taking water fast,
People all began to pray the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The cat was feeling hungry, thought shed like them for a lunch,
Climb softly up the pole, when she reached the top,
Put her foot in the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away.

Now the cat was a possessor of a family of a own,
With seven little kittens and along came a cyclone,
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was full of kittens and not a one was found.

But the cat came back, the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought she was a goner,
But the cat came back, just wouldn't stay away, away, away, away,
Just wouldn't stay away.

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[Germandusk]

How did the boat verse go? for the life of me I couldn't figure out what he was saying

[k1llgor3]

@Germandusk I posted the comments in the description, I do for all my videos.

[Germandusk]

@k1llgor3 Sorry I'm an idiot

[k1llgor3]

@Germandusk lol, naw, many people overlook that

[deidjera]

the cat changes gender in the middle of the song

[silberstreif]

Never heard it before, but now I can't get it out of my head anymore!

[DukeofKool1]

@yuri1ishtar I heard a verse about the cat surviving the WWII bombs

[ninjocat99]

omg this song is sooooo funny and i like it and its stuck in my head.....and i wont stop singing it!!!!!

[grepriest]

@Germandusk the verse is He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note, told him told for to take it to the river in a boat, tie a rock around its neck that weighs a 1000 pounds, now they drag the river for the little boy that drown, but the cat came back

[dave1927p]

The Bitch came back the very next day, the bitch came back

[vorondil175]

2 people are in the family's of the guy with the shotgun XD

[VikingLady219]

This song is stuck in my head worse than that time I got Raffi's "Bananaphone" stuck in my head for 2 weeks straight a few years back! XD