Stephen Colbert Biblical Copycat!
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@iamaliberal Implying all right-wings support Bush.
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A good question. The first five commandments are pretty much bust; why bother keeping the rest?
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If you shall have no gods before God, and Jesus is worshiped as God, then that means Jesus is a false icon, and the Jews were right all along...
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@nilbud you stupid right-wing fuck, stop sucking on bush's cock
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@GhettoBlaster100 Ironically he's also an atheist.
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- satanake(a snake with legs btw) wanted to fuck them over by having them eat from the magic tree(why did he put it there? so it could be used as a leason to adam and eves inbred linage i guess) the snake tricks them and tells them god wont kill u for eating it hes just afraid(how would adam and eve even know what death is? i mean the dont have the magic knowledge fruit yet sooo..but whatever, then bc gods satan foot snake tricked em they all get punished(fair?) the end greatest story ever told
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-so i guess god is just up there jerking it, also he didnt want to make eve out of dirt bc thats no fun right, so he played operation with adam took a rib and created eve from adam(dont know why he need his rib or dirt or anything i mean he came from nothing right? and created the universe out of nothing right? but i guess it does make sense that ppl are more complicated than the entire universe) and this will drag on forever so im gonna end it soon, the snake(which is satan b4 hes satan)-
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-the light from the darkness i dont know what it looked like before but whatever, then hes like "ok this is boring i need some things i can talk to and then in 6000 years i will only talk to insane ppl to try and hide my exsistince bc u know i like to fuck with ppl bc im fuckin god!" so he made adam and he was like i wonder what this guy would look like with large bags under his nipples and ill take away his thingy god must have one since we are made in his image but u dont hear about gods wife-
"is the bible bullshit, or one of the most subtle works of comedy in history"?
it's bullshit
eastjones 3 months ago 9
Or could it be that Jesus was actually an ok guy, and the guy that came up with the original 10 commandments was a douche?
AziMeX 3 months ago 2