My Dick hard

I spent like 10 min on the video...most of time on the music given thats what i do...Here are the lyrics:

VERSE 1:

My dick hard as a mothafucka
My penis getttin large like there aint no otha

Ill give you my worm while I watch you squirm
And then youll be afraid cause it is so firm.

My dick hook like a carabeaner.
Yer gonna have to beg if you want this weiner

Got a suicidal noodle but its still stiff
So ill just rape your poodle jumping off the cliff

VERSE 2:

My dick itch like your mommas clit
And I aint gonna fuck it less its full of shit

Dont ask to pet the fur bitch unless you purr
Ill take you for a ride just dont say a word

My dick hard as a mothafucka
My penis getttin large like there aint no otha

I heard that when you drive you ride a stick shift
Well bitch then if im wrong then eat my dick shit.

VERSE 3:

My dick wet and it really stank
And when im in the jail I use it as a shank

Dont gotta penetrate to make you cum like the rest
I just gotta go and splooge all over your just

On her birthday she wanted a perennial (what?)
Then on my birthday I wanted some of her anal (yeah!!)

If I can make you cum with my little finger
Then imagine what ill do with my yogurt slinger.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Funny
• Dick
• Rap
• dont
• know
• how
• to
• make
• tags
• itch
• fur
• yogurt
• JB3

[aywassup11]

O_O oh my lawd. fdw talk about sick lyrics but still this made me LMFAO

[TayBoneHere]

best song ever imo

[BombDesigns23]

LOL I LAUGHES SO HARD AT THE 1ST LINE..."MY DICK HARRRD AS A MUTHAFUCKA"

[AvailableThisNameIs]

Keep your Walmart day job bitch.. You'll need a way to keep buying those extra tiny condoms.

[beachblond8889]

omg this is terrible

[collcutieKC]

thiis was kinda Amazing! buttt ur messed up in the head(: I almost peed my pants laughing Kay thanks

[monowooo]

wtf is up with the bear

[430003]

jesus christ how do you think of this crazy shit?....the fuck? sick man sick