Funny police calls
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Laughed my a** off.
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haha neither of the two ppl in the last one give a fuck. this is what was said b4 on both seprat lines-someone yellin -fuck get off the couch n call 991 they fightin. -other line- someone yellin- kristeen you lazy bitch awnswer this one
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Is this real, I mean Fuck, Can anyone be as stupid as those retarded fucks, These can't be real, Especially the last one, What the hell are they putting in the Water Supply?
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if ya listen it sounds like the same nut job female there aught to be a phone number for these oh so special people
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Some of those are extremely funny but it also pisses me off that people can be so stupid.
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I have a really strong faith that not all Americans are like that. Every country has stupid people, its just when population is so big there is bound to be more of them. I know couple Americans, they are just fine.
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Those people need to go home and be family man/woman FOR AMERICA
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My ex wife actually did the same thing as the woman who locked herself in the car, Except she screamed till somebody helped her.
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the movie complaintwas the first new one I heard in a while.
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the bill o reiley one was AWESOMEEE
America.
joemax222 2 years ago 49
"911 whats your emergency?"
"Im watching a movie and a guys beating another guy with a bat."
"......Movie?"
"Got it from Blockbuster."
"Okay.......what do you want me to do about it?"
"......what can you do?
"Nothing. if you don't wanna watch it TURN IT OFF."
XD EPIC FAIL!
JournaloftheWiccan 2 years ago 14