RIP PROJECT "Crazy"

RIP PROJECT "Crazy"

WRITING 39B: COMEDY AND HUMOR
NATHAN BISHOP

BY: Marlon-Ray Velasco, Shannon Carey, Julie Gardner-Hoag, Alan Mendoza

Lyrics:

3 PM talkin' to Oprah
Gotta be pumped, gotta go onstage
Profess my love, must have Katie
Fist pumpin', the crowd is cheerin'
Jumpin' on and on, everybody clappin'
Shaking Oprah til she hints "stop"
Gotta catch my breath, I see the crowd.

Hopin' on the left seat
Bouncin' on the right seat
My name is Tom Cruise
Scientology!

We're crazy, crazy
Really freaking crazy
Everybody's bashin' on our street cred, street cred
Crazy, crazy
They're really freaking crazy
Everyone's talkin' trash on our reputation

I'm jumping on couches NO!
I'm shaking up Oprah NO!
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Poor Katie Holmes deals with me at home.

It's Charlie Sheen, I'm bashin' on my sponsors
Best paid actor, I still want more
Cash, cash, I want cash
That is frickin' crazy.
I did drugs then rehab
My ex-wives can attest that
I'm not well, my mind is ill
I'm just insane.

Sayin' it didn't happen
World Trade Center fallin'
Best believe I said that
Oh I am insane.

Chorus


Snortin' it, snortin' it NO!
Chuggin' it, chuggin' it NO!
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Ruining my life and got no job.

Don't be like us douchebags (douchebags)
No one will like you (like you)
We we we so crazy
We so crazy
We're gonna party and smoke crack
Ridiculous behavior
Will get you mocked by errebody

M-G Mel Gibson
So I'm calling my wifey
Yelling at her
Telling her she's skanky
Screw Jews, Screw you
Screw everything about naggers too
Spreading hate is what I do
Try to stop me and I'll scream at you
So join me and hate, it's a hobby
We gonna have fun, come on, come on.

Chorus

Drinking and driving ehh...
Cop car behind me Whoops!
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Looking forward to a jail cell.

Chorus

Bail me out, bail me out Please!
Look where vodka got Me!
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Look at these crazy celebrities.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• RIP PROJECT
• CRAZY
• WRITING 39B: COMEDY AND HUMOR

[XxitsNatixX]

omg what have charlie just done, he kissed a man :D!! hot!

[superrsweet]

Nice Rap!!

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! That insane heterosexual is insane. What a fucking loon. THAT is what Scientology did to that insane fuck.