Why the Wii Sucks

Another version of the song from sarcasticgamer.com and part of the Why Something Sucks Series describing how the Nintendo Wii sucks out loud and isn't a true next generation console. For a true next generation console look at the PlayStation 3 or the Xbox 360, either one is good for there own reasons and this video isn't the place to argue which is better, save that for forums and your own discussions between your friends.

Also for now I am re-enabling the comments but if Nintendo console fanboys decide to go crazy again the comments will be turned off for good.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Nintendo
• Wii
• Sucks
• Song
• Blows
• Stinks

[nedokas123321]

wii not sucks



[Xtremeracer635]

@nedokas123321 I'm sorry man but if you can't even manage to write a comment in coherent English saying the Wii doesn't suck, you are a sorry excuse for a Nintendo fanboy. Now begone as you have officially failed at the Internet and have no chance to redeem yourself.

[OtomoTenzi]

This just goes to show how utterly stupid and backwards-ass like fuck Nintendo was for NOT including an HDMI output on the Wii.

At the very least, they should have given us a VGA output or something.

Like how difficult or expensive would that have been?

[Xtremeracer635]

@OtomoTenzi It's Nintendo, when have they done anything that makes sense, N64 - used cartridges when CD's were becoming mainstream, GameCube - used stupid proprietary discs that held less data & had no DVD compatibility, Wii, used less stupid proprietary discs but still had no DVD compatibility & no HD when everyone else had gone HD. Nintendo doesn't think of the things people want, instead they act like Apple & instead sell you a dumbed down, underpowered & inferior product for a massive profit

[OtomoTenzi]

@Xtremeracer635

Yeargh, but doesn't Pioneer do that too? : P

At least they sell high quality products tho...

And I have NO idea why Nintendo didn't opt to go for total wirelessness on the rest of their controller accessories.

[Xtremeracer635]

@OtomoTenzi Personally I love the Nintendo philosophy, let's take out GameCube compatibility and sell the console for the exact same price as ones with GameCube compatibility. Sure it costs us less to produce then but **** it, we still want that $150 from you to play our limited library of non-shovelware games.

[praceprace]

Wii caught me off guard. I will be ready next time nintendo......

[Th0ukos]

nintendo has lost its hardcore fanboys over the years ...

[TheDuncan48]

@werewolf54230 exactly

[Ushanka15]

If Nintendo would stop trying different bullshit for controllers. They would be awesome again, because shooters and fighting games are shit with the Wii remote. The Wii remote should have been an accessory like the PS3 move. Go back to controllers already!!!

[werewolf54230]

It's a fucking pain in the ass to move that finger on the wii menu >;0

[Amyy207]

Wii does suck , Its graphics are shitty asf .. PS3 & XBOX R DAAH BEST ! Wii .. You can't do superstar threads or paint tool on svr 2012 or any year .. I hate WII I'm so happy I'm a get a ps3 for christmas . WII SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BearSkata take it back and get a ps3 / xbox ...

[ironoutlaw777]

well it dose suck but not that much ps3 and xbox rule

[BearSkata]

i got a wii on black friday now i wanna take it back

[Mrvideosandgames]

Awesome song! I totally agree with you!

[cooldude8912]

@TheInbornMechanics There is also Twillight Princess New Super Mario Bros Wii No More Heroes 1 and 2 Brawl Metroid Prime Trilogy Metroid Prime 3 Kirbys Epic Yarn The House of The Dead 2&3 Return The House of The Dead Overkill Wii Sports Resort and some bikini zombie slayers game thats about it the rest is crap Wii is gay

[cooldude8912]

@Xtremeracer635 There is an average amount of non shovelware only about 20% of games arent shovelware 90% is shitty games that no one but Wiitards would play

[OtomoTenzi]

@Xtremeracer635

No wonder they made SHITLOADS of money!  : P