Alabama Gurls!

Dedicated to the ROHS Pep Band.
Filmed by Jonny.
We think you'll laugh your britches off.

Lyrics:

Snoop Dogg:
GREETINGS REDNECKS, LETS TAKE A PICKUP TRUCK RIDE
VERSE:
I KNOW A PLACE, WHERE THE CROPS ARE REALLY GROWING
HOT, STICKY SWEET. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE TATERS
WE DRINK, BEER AND WINE. LAYIN UNDERNEATH THE PORCH SWING
THE BOYS STARE AT US,
WE THINK "IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?"

Pre-Chorus:
YOU CAN TRAVEL THE WORLD
BUT NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO THE EGGS AND TOAST
ONCE YOU GO HUNTING WITH US, YOU'LL BE SHOOTIN' DOWN SQUIRRELS,
SQUIRREL STEW!

Chorus:
ALABAMA GIRLS
WE RECKON WE'RE MEMORABLE
OVERALLS AND PLAID SHIRTS ON TOP
SAM BERNSTEIN SO HOT HE'LL MELT YOUR EYEBROWS OFF,
OOOHHHH OH, YA'LLLLLLLL

ALABAMA GIRLS WE'RE GOOD WITH PITCHFORKS,
PICK UP TRUCKS WE GOT IT ON DRIVE
PEDAL TO THE METAL, OOPS I HIT A SQUIRREL
OOOOOHHHHH OH, YA'LLLLLLLL

Verse:
WE SIT, ON THE PORCH
PLUCKIN AT THE BANJO
PA IS THERE TOO
SCARIN BOYS OFF WITH HIS SHOTGUN

Pre-Chorus:
YOU CAN TRAVEL THE WORLD,
BUT NOTHIN COMES CLOSE TO THOSE HAIRY TOES,
COME SQUARE DANCING WITH US,
GONNA HAVE A SHINDIG,
OH, HOOOEEEEEDOWN

Chorus:
ALABAMA GIRLS
WE'LL LAUGH OUR BRITCHES OFF
JUST CAUSE SOMEONE FARTED A LOT
SUN-BURNED SKIN SO RED
WE MATCH A FIRETRUCK
OHHHH OH, OUUCCCHHHH

ALABAMA GIRLS
WE'RE GOOD AT FIXIN THINGS
BROKEN TOILET, SURE WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE
SPEEDY TRACTOR RIDE NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
OOOHHH OH WEEEEEE!

Rap:
GROWIN CROPS, THAT'S WHATS UP
THE SQUIRRELS ARE MY FRIENDS SO I'M GOIN NUTS!
MILD, MILD SOUTH COAST,
WE LIKE TO DRINK DON'T LIKE TO BOAST
I MEAN THE ONES I MEAN LIKE SHE'S THE ONE
BOUNCE
BOUNCE
SHOOT

THEY LIKE THE WATER
THAT'S SOME COW-SLAUGHTER
YOUR COUSINS MY DAUGHTER?
I'M ALRIGHT, I WON'T FIGHT,
I LIKE ROADKILL JUST LIKE I LOVE DOCTOR PHIL
THE TOILET'S CLOGGED, WE BLAME COUSIN IT,
THE COW MANURE SMELLS LIKE *WHAT?!*

OLD COOTS HANGIN OUT,
ALL THAT GRASS BURNIN OUT,
MY COUSIN, MY BROTHER, MY CHILD
JUST HANGIN OUT IN THE WILD
MARY-ANN, MY LADY
YEAH!
YOU LOOKIN HERE BABY
UH HUH!
I'M EATIN SOME SPAM-A IN MY PAJAMAS
CAUSE YOU'RE REPRESENTING ALABAMA!

Chorus:
ALABAMA GIRLS
WE SPIT ALL OVER,
HA, YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN SPIT
BARN RAISING TONIGHT NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP
OHHHH OH, YA'LLLLLLL

ALABAMA GIRLS
WE LIKE TO RIDE PONIES,
GIDDYUP THEY'RE SURE FUN TO RIDE
SOMETIMES MY PONY RUNS TOO FAST FOR ME,
OHHHHH OH, WHOAAAAAAAA!

ALABAMA, ALABAMA GIRLS
ALABAMA, ALABAMA GIRLS,
ALABAMA :)

Lyrics written and performed by Francesca and Laura

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• California gurls
• Alabama gurls
• ELMandthegriffinetts

[lala303498]

awsome ima alabama gurl but rather use gulf coast then toast poor squirl twigy (squirl) but awsome viedo

[ThisIsRandomMusic]

sooo creative.... but wierd at the same time (take that as a compliment)

[ThisIsRandomMusic]

sooo creative.... but wierd at the same time (take that as a compliment)

[SAXaddict7]

girls....that. was. AWESOME! you've done the pep namd proud ^^ i love the random little references you threw in there. you're showing this to the band on the last day xD i love you both! <3

[MrChargerfan71]

OMG :D Gotta love pep band...

[rachelandanastasia]

HAHA you guys are funny! since when are you from alabama? ♥anna & ann.