Just another humiliating hooman enforced exercise in order to get treats! Bla, Bla, Bla...

Me, "Famous Amos" learns a new stupid trick. I just don't get it. This like so many other of these hooman silly tricks is just a useless, stupid trick. It serves no purpose, its not like "Shake" which serves a purpose of greeting, or "Speak" which serves purpose of barking on command for protection, or "sit" for safety, or "stay" for safety. This is just some stupid trick the hooman dreamed up to make us do for our rewards that makes no sense at all... However, I have decided to participate in this ridiculous exercise to prove once and for all that the list Aunti Denise referenced yesterday is soooo wrong (she wasn't agreeing with it but was referencing that these dogs are above us on it). It has a Lab and also Cattle dogs (who we know are evil, daddy has had several of'em and I say they be evil, no matter what he say's, when he talks how great they are, I stick my paw up and say "Speak to the paw buddy" they be evil!!!!) but the list has both those breeds above us in intelligence! OMG, so WRONG! So I'm here to prove it, I'm gonna learn this new stupid trick in less than 5 minutes! Keep in Mind, I could have done it immediately obviously with my supreme intelligence, but you have to put up a little bit of a fight to let the hooman feel as if they are accomplishing something. It's all about hooman manipulation so if they feel as if you really broke through some major hurtle then they will give you extra treats cause they get excited just like a little kid, they get all excited when you finally decide to do it, you have to know how to time it right cause if you wait to long then they will get frustrated, it takes practice for you rookies out there in puppy-hood, but you'll get it, we are the "King" of the terriers after all! Just like at the end here he gave me more and even in the middle he gave a couple extras, they dont even know how smart we really are! Sheila has been trying to learn this trick sense before I was born and hasn't gotten it yet. I don't know how long it took my sissy Jessie who has now passed, but for the sake of the argument I'm going to assume it took her atleast 30 minutes, so wayyyyy longer than it takes me! P.S. Daddy says "Look how damn cute I am" P.s.s. He also says "No judgment of the messy bachelor pad allowed, Shannon and the boy are gone, so we can do as we please!" That is, as long as she doesn't know or see a picture of it!

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Airedale
• Terrier
• Dog Tricks
• treats
• Airedale terrier
• Famous Amos

[hoothootx]

I have doubts about owning airedales for 30 years. To be an airedale owner, you have to be a good person, they wouldn't put up with a bad one. Don't listen to that crap.

I like this video, and Amos is adorable. I've been trying to teach my airedale to do this, it's proven impossible so far!

[gordon104blue]

glad your`e not my dad you yankee tosser.that voice of yours is enough to make any airedale turn nasty.(by the way ive had airedales for 30 years)