Dutch Dickens - World Champion Texas Fiddler

Hello, my name is Dutch Dickens. But then again, if you know anything about Texas fiddling, you already knew that. Texas is a real hot bed for talent like myself. I am the 1981 (Junior Division), 1999, 2000, 2002, & 2006 National Old Time Fiddling Champion. This is a Grammy award winning tune I wrote called "Biscuit In A Woodpile". This video was recorded on my luxury tour bus.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• World
• Champion
• Texas
• Fiddling
• Fiddle
• Violin
• Ricky
• Skaggs
• Bluegrass
• Mark
• O'Connor
• Awesome
• Incredible
• Fastest

[graywolflmr]

Sorry DD but i've been a Texas Fiddler all my life and have never heard of you. That song you played sounds like my ass when I've got diarhea.

[ReallyMavisRiely]

wold champion. Is that the same as the world series ?

[82groovn]

I once saw Dutch Dickens reharmonize an entire Mark O Connor album, while pleasuring 4 Mexican, midget paraplegics.. And eating a turkey leg ...mother fucker is legit.

[bmcclara]

I am a Texas fiddler that has lost many a fiddle contest to Dutch....the only feat more astonishing than his fiddle playing is the number of women he has impregnated!

[sandypoint63]

the kid's hot, I mean he's flat on fire.

[MrFiddler93]

This has to be a joke. How could he be the junior champ in 1981 AND 2006? He's better at his fake math than he is fiddling.  I know he didn't win any division in 2006 because I was there

[travistoy]

I once saw Dutch eat a large pizza in one bite.

[mshartz]

I saw Dutch playin in Forest City, Iowa for a motor coach convention in the early 90's. He was playin a new song he had just written called " Daddy Get Off Me, You're Crushin My Smokes." There wasn't a dry eye in the room, in fact I was so mesmerized by Dutch's mastery of the fiddle that I chartered the Iowa chapter of the Dutch Dickens Fan Club. When you comin' back up to Iowa Dutch? Ps- My grandma thinks you're hot.

[chank70]

I once saw three supermodels hand feed 27 egg rolls to Dutch while he flawlessly played "Sally Goodin" in the key of A flat. Orville Redenbacher's cousin was there listening & was so touched that he couldn't stop crying.

[travistoy]

I once saw Dutch play a gig at a TGI Fridays. He was scheduled for 4 hours. After 25 minutes he stood up, walked to the bar, shit in a lady's martini glass, walked out the front door and lit the place on fire. He stood in the parking lot and played a stunning version of "Westphalia Waltz" while it burned to the ground. He left there and bought a pet monkey that he still has to this day.