Tim Minchin - I Love Jesus
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@grsnowball Zeus is horny for you, seriously he is. Nothing at all could ever compare to him actually raping you. Don't run from him anymore, you Know deep in down he's sexy to you. You can't win, He Is Relentless in his love you you.
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@grsnowball I don't know if you meant to or not, but you just made Jesus sound a bit like a stalker/rapist.
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I LOVE JESUS! seriously, i do. Nothing at all could ever compare to actually knowing Him. Dont run from Him anymore, you KNOW deep down hes calling you. You cant win, He Is Relentless in his love for you
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@reafdaw01 AMEN to that!
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If your going to act hateful towards people who do believe in God, then you can't really complain about religion causing hate can you.
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@cernekus oh bla blah, shut up, if anybody was likely to give a shit they'd be reading the bible instead of watching this.
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It's a pretty funny video. I love how his eyes change when he sings the hate line
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Fact: Jesus was a stonemason
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Technically, Newton's theory WAS Gravity, and Einstein showed that Gravity is just an artifact of our perception of the universe.
It's like centrifugal force - it doesn't exist. It is an apparent force that results from centripetal force.
The problem relativity currently faces is that Quantum Mechanics, which is the most successful theory in the history of scientific theories, requires an actual force of gravity in order for it to have any affect on matter.
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@Afrodidiac ''He is NOT the God to force us 2 love believe in Him.''
Oh really? He only the god that sends everyone who doesn't believe in him to be tortured for all eternety. I really don't see how that is better. And have you even read the bible? It also says in it that you should stone your children to death if they curse you. It's amazing how christians get to chose which hateful parts of the bible they want to follow and which they want to ignore.
@Afrodidiac I'm not made in the image of God. If anything God was made in the image of us humans by us. SO please keep your BS to yourself and let the rest of us make this planet a better place. Thank you very much.
reafdaw01 1 month ago 92
'and they might just float the fuck away' ROFLMAO
TheNightShirt 4 weeks ago 60