BRIAN POSEHN - Metal By Numbers music video

They've killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It's kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy

So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand

We're coming to the end of the first verse
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.

I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That's because I'm sooo METAL, bitch, where's your fucking purse?

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight
BREAKDOWN!!! Don't be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

SECOND VERSE:

I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!

This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I'll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
It's four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!

Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It's metal by numbers, it's not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarksonthey all can suck my PENIS!

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight
BREAKDOWN!!! Don't be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

MOSH PART:
(BUILD UP)
Here it comes! C'mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Dammit! I missed it!

(SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
Or don't. It's your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They'll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it's kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead breakOh, not yet. Here it comes here it comes. GO!

SOLO(Jon Donais)

CHORUS:

Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

Category:

Music

Tags:

• BRIAN
• POSEHN
• Metal
• By
• Numbers
• (Dirty
• Version)
• music
• video
• lyrics
• comedy
• metal

[OldSkoolThrasher666]

this is hilarious....maiden and metallica are awesome, every time i die deserves mockery...the 4 people who disliked this are butthurt true kvlt basement warriors

[drumaddict30]

this is so true!! ha

[MarkoRoll666]

Dudes Scott Ian is on guitars \m/

[tdg4ever]

@qwexas ooohhhh good call, i didn't even pick up on that! My bad, i get it now

[qwexas]

@tdg4ever I think he's wearing a LoG shirt because he's parodying other music videos, including a Hatebreed video (I don't know which one) where Jamie Jasta wears a LoG shirt. A lot of these scenes come from other videos; the drinking water from a bottle is Dragonforce, when he's on a leash it's Dimmu Borgir.

[tdg4ever]

this video is really true, and i thoroughly enjoyed it but the fact that he's wearing a lamb of god hoodie is kind of ironic... Yes lamb of god is better than most of the core bands out there but it's still a metalcore band not this stupid groove metal shit.

[xXSATCHM0Xx]

funny thing is i listen to mostly tht breakdown ""core"" shit haha but this song is pretty true

[SevereXviolence]

Fucking amazing. Amazing as a comedian as well.

[jayfatha]

This is the truest song ever created... next to big booty bitches.

[Slaytanicide]

@Metallicathrashsam its meant to sound like shredding on a guitar, cos that bit is meant to be the "lead break" and his dad walks in and takes the piss.