Theology of Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred
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Julia Sweeney on God - This American Life
http://www.sameritech.com/blog/Julia%20Sweeney_This%20American%20Life_Letting...
The Monty Python take on Catholics and Protestants views of birth control theology.
Every Sperm is Sacred
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!
From Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"
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They should have Irish accents.
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I'm serious when I sing this song. Viva el Papa.
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now, this is a Modest Proposal :D
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intro is edited!
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The Duggar family anthem
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"Speak uuuup!!!!"
:)
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Fantastic!
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@melloyello1227 well dickhead, knowing monty python that was strategically placed
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This is so brilliant!!!!!!!
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i just love eric idle...
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nikoselectrica 10 months ago 28
-But is the same with us, Harry!
- What do you mean?
- well, I mean we've got two childrens and we have sex twice! XD
encrerouge 1 year ago 19