Thesis Stats Rap 2007

Thesis 2007
Verse 1
It was all a dream
Used to read stats in magazines
Salt n Peppa n Heavy D neva interest me
Hangin bell curves on my wall
Every Saturday writin thesis, variance controlled
My design's hot, controls are what I got
Multi-level IV's, DV's I got lots
On track, got my method and results drafts back
Wit the stats to match
Don't correlate-no "r" no "r"
Cuz "r" can't establish causation
Now I'm usin F stats that'll fix that
No time for "t"'s, error grows wit group 3
F's the winner, opposite of more error
Findin differences, wherever
And if you don't know now you know ITS ALL STATS
Chorus
We know very well how to correlate all
T-test can't hold us down reach for ANOVAs
SPSS makes stats really easy
Lancaster is the only one who saw the genius in me
Verse 2
I made a change in the treatment group
F's high, P's less than .05
Support's not weak; I can throw the null away
Replicate this another day
Temporal order got the IV then DV
They correlate positively
3rd variables, how do they affect me?
Never thought I would get it these stats n stuff
Number and theory, man that's rough
Now I'll point out my stats knowledge, I got the most
From Cohen's "d" down to freedom degrees
Alpha and "p", writin intros for weeks
Sold out seats at the science fair last week
Rappin stats without fear,
Puttin our final to this beat right here
Yo, knowin stats is amazingly cool
Of course we know we look like fools
Our stats are never mis-understood
And if you don't know now you know ITS ALL STATS
Verse 3
Between groups variance over within
When we all started out man we couldn't picture this
Standard deviations, "t"s and ANOVA's, for 3 groups or anything over
Scores dropped about 2 Z's flat
No need to worry other stats handle that
Post-Hoc tests are scroungin'
Celebratin any "p" that shows significant findins
Thinkin back to correlational stats
Sign and magnitude had 2 different acts
Magnitude goes and shows strength of course
Sign, every time, shows the variables' course
Had a fuss when the "F" stat missed u
No "p", wonder why significance missed us
Yo One Ways is the worst way
Cuz we found our "p"s factorially
That's right I like the treatment I give
Cuz "r" went from negative to positive
And if you don't know now you know ITS ALL STATS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SFC
• St.Francis
• College
• Funny
• Rap
• Statz

[boeinc]

Was still so funny 2 star in this. Big guy was me. Lol

[gray821]

Orginal song is Juicy by Biggie. RIP.

[wntison]

What original song is this based on?

[juxtapasaurus]

hey its sam i love it! i would have given you an A+!

[RIC1982]

The big guy who starts it off in this video is my younger brother.