OMG WTF ASDFGHJKL

the tale of a boy who nearly had something long, hard and deadly inserted into him.

..sorry i couldn't resist. xD

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[vickilg123]

i thought you were going to say a shark was there...

[BreecheeseBree]

I'm on call with someone on skype, my room is a mess because we were sorting it. My mum walks in and starts raging sayin "LOOK AT ALL THIS CRAP!!!!! I NEVER HAD THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!" And this goes on for a while. I have my headphones in, so I could hear my friend laughing and I simply say "mum, I'm on skype and I'm on call with someone, say hello" Her face was like O_O and she walks out the room x)

[GracieeBowBow]

Omfg you don't know how much I laughed at this I was watching it in iceland then just casualy fell to the the floor laughing my ass off like hardly even breathing with my headphones in completely oblivious to wtf I just did and then well yeah Thank you for making me look like a complete pleb!

[laurawood388]

There was this thunderstorm last summer so we decided to drive down to the canal to watch the lightening. We got out of the car and suddenly there was this massive bolt of lightening like 10 feet away. Yup, that was terrifying.

[PinkiePieChocolate]

Once I was looking into this birdhouse in my backyard, there were babies in it. All of a sudden the mom just darts out, she nearly flew into my eye.

Another time I was at the petting zoo when I was little. I had flip-flops on and my mom gave me goat food so I went in by them. Next thing I know I'm crying because like, 7 goats are just walking and stomping on my feet. WTF.

[Charliedaunicorn1557]

omg sorry isound so creepy.

Um.. your funny . And hot.

[Charliedaunicorn1557]

ISHIP YOU & ME BBY.



[rachelnicolen12]

this is the first video i saw of you dan.<3 im so glad i was being forever alone and typed asdfghjkl into youtube. you were cute: so i clicked.

[EpiclyLily]

when i ws little i was at the petting zoo with me mum and me sister right so we went to the goat bit and i was wearing a really long skirt i was like 5 at the time so i was by the goats then all of a sudden the goat was eating my skirt i screamed turned to run hit my head on a concrete wall and fell un concious

[cadbrycreamegg]

@ATurtleAteMyTrex I just took in the fact dan had a brother as i read your comment. AHH WTF ASFFHGHKGKLGHJG WSAE WSIQPOREUTOIEY CM.XMNVM, C NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO¬ Out of all the times i have watched this videi i just took that in WTF TAAAHAHAH AHS NOOOOO SHU HFIUEA

[crumblinglikepastrys]

I was in town with my mum and my sister and then this helicopter went over us.. so my mum literally stood in the middle of town waving with both arms to the helicopter shouting ' YOO HOOO *WAVES LIKE AN IDIOT* and EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE was staring... i wanted to crawl away and die in a hole.