You aint got no pancake mix!

I went up to one of the preacher ladies while her group was at GVSU preaching their 'Everyone's going to hell' nonsense. So I refuted everything they were saying, by shouting, "You aint got no pancake mix!" a hilarious one liner from my favorite comedian Zach Galifianakis.


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[GeoMcEvan]

So much anger in the comments, There probably isn't a god. you can't prove there isn't a god any more than you can't prove there isn't an invisible pink unicorn stood in your garden, you can't argue logic to a religious person because they're selective in their open-mindedness. All we can do until someone comes back from the dead and tells us how the afterlife is run by the rainbow lobster queen is point at them and accuse them of with-holding pancake mix. for shits and giggles.

[GeoMcEvan]

When you tell people you reject their god, because they see god as an extension of their being, they feel you are rejecting them, and mocking their value systems. They expect atheists to respect the tripe they preach to us, of course, heaven forbid they should show us the same courtesy...

[Flippyxtrne]

I read about Guy, and his life in a book. He was obviously real because I read about him. People just don't make stories up like that, you know?

[glitchnlife]

no hes a character from a novel not a history book bro

[GeoMcEvan]

Fair enough. I realise there are parts of Amerca where its downright dangerous to criticise the bible. No such place exists in the UK, luckiky...

[ZerosLegacy21]

I am from America, and you're right about the "think they're saving us from hell" part, but I am not trying save them from idiocy. I am ok with the bible, but not the thought that there is a god, I need proof. Christianity does play a big role here so I just try to stay away from conversations about it.

[chillerstudios666]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD tht was terrific 

[GeoMcEvan]

To be fair, they think they're saving us from hell. We just think we're saving them from idiocy. Are you from America? Here in England about half of us are atheists, and our christians are no way near as devoted so its not such an issue.

[ZerosLegacy21]

Well I'm not to big when it comes to religion, but half of religious people I know try to force their religion on me or try to tell me that there is a god. I am ok with their beliefs, I just don't want to hear it in every "how did we get here" conversation. Since there is no scientific proof God does or doesn't exist, I simply ignore them.

I agree with you, if they respect me(or at least not talk about it to much) I can be friends with them.

[Junglegee1]

School teaches kids to be atheists with all this Science gibberish. Saying that the solar system and stuff happened by an "accident." That's clearly retarded.

[Flippyxtrne]

"Jesus existed history tells us so" Well sir, Guy Montag existed because history tells us so.

[thegamersguidenet]

ahahaha funny shit!