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It's a poem. It rhymes. Here are the words:

Touch Me, John Green (by Orbitalulitis)

I just wanted to say
Good Morning, John Green.
Please touch me, John,
Do you know that that means:

John, I'm a love monkey.
John, I'm a tiger.
John, have yourself
a nice sexy subscriber!

Please tempt me.
Please touch me.
John.
OMG!
John Green, you would like to be treated
to me

in the shower. John Green,
give me a wink.
Jump in the shower, John,
give me a link!

Ay, there's the rub,
in the shower, John Green.
Please - touch me there, John.
Touch me there, by all means.

DFTBA

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  • i so want john green to see this. (:

  • BAHAHA.

    That. Is. Incredible.

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  • so terrifying

  • this is still awesome

  • WIN!

  • 5 stars for the win!

  • Sufficiently Creepy.

  • Lmao! This was hilarous.

  • hehehe.

    creepy....

    but made of awesome!

  • vid says recently rated by vlogbrothers - 5 stars!

  • this was creepy.

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