Vampire Boyfriend - Ukulele Original

Zombies...Vampires...didn't know I was so emo, didja? :)

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Vampire Boyfriend

D - E7 - Bb7 - A7
I just don't understand this new vampire obsession
That's the thing all the young girls talk about at school.
No, I don't get it because when I was there age,
dating the walking dead was like, totally uncool.

G7 - D7
But I decided to try it,
and take a chance on love.
G7 - D7 - A7 - Bb7
And when I finally found that perfect guy,
A7
it was like he was sent from above.

(or below...I guess that's more appropriate. Aren't they like, demons or something...wait, I don't know if that's politically correct).

D - E7 - Bb7 - A7
He was a gentleman right from the start
and he always new the right thing to say
We would sit up all night and talk about the future
but when the sun came up, he would always fly away

G7 - D7
No, it's not as easy as you'd think
and at times it could get tough
G7 - D7 - A7 - Bb7
I may want Starbucks, and he'd want blood
A7
ya know, usual relationship stuff.

(trust me, it was difficult finding a serta mattress that would fit in a coffin...what a girl will do for love)

D - E7 - Bb7 - A7
But regardless of our situation,
we were happy cause blood and guts don't make me sick
There was one thing that I missed however
Like eating Italian food or anything with garlic

G7 - D7
Then we looked around at our single friends
and decided it was time
G7 - D7 - A7 - Bb7
to make a match just like we were made
A7
congrats to Jenny and Frankenstein!

(ugh, you should have seen the ceremony - and you should have seen the groom, un-human!)

Gm - Eb - A - Dm
Unfortunately after that, things went downhill
The only thing he was committed to, was his next kill
I mean I have to remember, he's a freakin vampire right?
so I'll leave him with his dream of hooking up with that chick from Twilight

D - E7 - Bb7 - A7
A year had passed since the last time I saw him
then one night he showed up at my door
begging me to take him back forever
and that he wouldn't treat me bad any more

G7 - D7
He said, losing you was like a steak through my heart
and he hasn't been the same.
G7 - D7 - A7 - Bb7
He stood there silent as I told him to "bite me".
A7
And he did.

HAPPY VD EVERYONE!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Vampire
• Boyfriend
• Twilight
• Ukulele
• Original
• Lisaxy424
• Lisaxy
• Comedy
• Music
• Bite Me
• Valentines Day
• VD

[GCEAtuning]

Yes - loved it, great words and tune. You are on a roll!

[lisaxy424]

Awesome! Thanks so much! :)

[bestbytesmedia]

I "Died" laughing!

[lisaxy424]

I see what you did there! ;)

[faithtruthlove07]

oh my gosh!! haha. i love this. i normally turn away from ANYTHING vampire because of how overhyped it is. this is AWESOME lol. you are so freaking talented.

[lisaxy424]

Haha! Glad you liked it! :)

[ered203]

You are actually a pretty good songwriter, storyteller mostly. This was cute.  May I humblypass along a few hints I was given by a grammy winner from whom I happened to take a class? Your words are great but jumbled. Kill all extra words. Eg, "I just don't understand this new vampire obsession" - 13 syllables. Try (just a suggestion) "I don't understand vampire obsessions" - 10 syls. It says the same thing, but is easier to sing. Cleaned up with a cool/funny video & this could be great.

[LunaBellaFemme]

This is hilarious!!!!! ! LOVE it! XD I love the things you said between verses,

"Honestly, you have no idea how hard it is to find a Serta mattress that fits in a coffin"

LOL

"Losing you was like a stake through my heart."

"As I told him to bite me.....and he did." :D

[shelovesukeyayaya]

This was great! Very catchy. If you love the ukulele, you might want to check out The Rugg Brothers here on youtube if you get a chance. Keep the funny songs coming!

[SoLiDSt33L]

Nice Book Collection!!!!

[333CreativeGirl]

Great video! Love your talent and sense of humor!

[Pwl47]

Terrific! I forwarded it to everyone on my list

[SmoothCollision]

that was too funny

[OrlokLives]

Great song and performance!