Twenty Minutes With The President
http://www.prisonplanet.com/twenty-minutes-with-the-president.html
Reported by Charlie Sheen
Prison Planet.com
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Authors Note: What you are about to read didnt actually happen yet.
Charlie Sheen Good afternoon Mr. President, thank you so much for taking time out of your demanding schedule.
President Barack Obama My pleasure, the content of your request seemed like something I should carve out a few minutes for.
CS I should point out that I voted for you, as your promises of hope and change, transparency and accountability, as well as putting government back into the hands of the American people, struck an emotional chord in me that I hadnt felt in quite some time, perhaps ever.
PBO And I appreciate that Charlie. Big fan of the show, by the way.
CS Sir, I cant imagine when you might find the time to actually watch my show given the measure of what you inherited.
PBO I have it Tivod on Air Force One. Nice break from the traveling press corps. (He glances at his watch) not to be abrupt or to rush you, but you have 19 minutes left.
CS Ill take that as an invitation to cut to the chase.
PBO Im all ears. Or so Ive been told.
CS - Sir, in the very near future we will be experiencing our first 9/11 anniversary with you as Commander in Chief.
PBO Yes. A very solemn day for our Nation. A day of reflection and yet a day of historical consciousness as well.
CS Very much so sir, very much so indeed. Now; In researching your position regarding the events of 9/11 and the subsequent investigation that followed, am I correct to understand that you fully support and endorse the findings of the commission report otherwise known as the official story?
PBO Do I have any reason not to? Given that most of us are presumably in touch with similar evidence.
CS I really wish that were the case, sir. Are you aware, Mr. President, of the recent stunning revelations that sixty percent of the 9/11 commissioners have publicly stated that ...
this plannet, needs more people like charlie sheen!
faze3todd 1 year ago