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Uploaded by on Jul 30, 2011

Chapter 9001: You know what that means...

During dinner with Heather, the Kurgen then battles Ramirez, learning that he has came from Stuart Kenneth Reilly the Second. After defeating the Kurgen by forcing him into the pit of fire, Ramirez heads to the beach to warn the Mew Mews, but fails to do so due to the beauty of many women. He then tries to warn the three powerful families (Sonozaki family, Kimiyoshi family and Furude family) that another Kurgen is returning, this time attacking the beach of Tokyo. Under the building, Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso, Eric Forman and Fez are discussing how to kill killers with a one-eyed trouser snake, but then decide to leave the attack with Reginald Forman and Robert Pinciotti. They both die due to the loud rave music, both ruining their ears. Meanwhile, Beatrice then attempts to convince everyone in the room that there are no such things as aliens, beer or time-travelling witches. While she succeeds, she sacrifices herself to save Battler from his fate. He then escapes and find Ramirez, seriously wounded but unable to die. Ramirez forces Battler to behead him with his katana that he has been given from his third wife in order to stop the final boss. Battler now knows what he must do: Stop Stuart Kenneth Reilly the Second and his Indonesian tidal wave from taking over the world of YouTube Poop.

Along the way, Battler encounters Zira, the defacto wife of the deceased Scar, and battles her in a quick encounter. When Zira had the upper hand, pride came after fall for her, when Battler forced her into her watery grave. Meanwhile, Stuart Kenneth Reilly the Second defeated the Mew Mews with his Indonesian tidal wave and his minions. Battler then encounters the three powerful families, and noticed that the gang (Hyde, Kelso, Eric and Fez) were fighting the three families. The gang die horribly in the hands of Rika. After the war has settled, Battler convinces Rika, Oryo and Kiichirou that they must stop Stuart K Reilly II to take over YouTube Poop.

Stuart Kenneth Reilly the Second appears on the rooftop, and after realising that his job was done, he decides to settle down with crackers and chilli sauce. When he is about to open the door, the door knob turns, revealing Battler. Battler, Oryo, Kiichirou and Rika all challenge Stuart K Reilly II to a battle to the death, but Oryo, Kiichirou and Rika all die by shots to the neck, chest and head respectively. When all hope seemed lost, the Mew Mews have woken up from their slumber, and noticed Stuart on the rooftops, and all decide to seek revenge. Battler and the Mew Mews all combine their strength to rip Stuart's limbs off, and Battler then grabs Ramirez's katana to behead Stuart. The sun then shines, noting that all evil has disappeared from the YouTube Poop world, making the world a better place.

On the other side of the YouTube Poop world, Bender Pictorus and Christopher Falcon of the 95th generation notices that Stuart Kenneth Reilly the Second has been decapitated, and wants to seek revenge against Battler and the Mew Mews.

Trivia
First time I've Pooped Good Charlotte, MrSimonAlt (ElectrictheCheese), That 70's Show, Lion King II: Simba's Pride and Highlander
The character who plays Ramirez (Sean Connery), is an Egyptian who wears Spanish clothing, wields a Japanese sword and speaks Scottish in Highlander
This poop was inspired after watching KhimeraQ and JabberCash's YouTube Poops, Obligatory Helen Keller Response and The Suspended Special.

Sources
Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew (Episode 19)
I Just Wanna Live (Good Charlotte)
The YouTube Poop Rant (ElectrictheCheese)
That 70's Show (The Keg)
Ed Edd n Eddy (This Won't Hurt an Ed)
Lion King II: Simba's Pride (Disney, 1998)
YouTube Poop News (Revisited, The Video That Never Uploaded, The Insectided Episode, The Top Ten Things Poop Fanboys Do)
Veridis Quo (Daft Punk)
Higurashi When They Cry (Episode 14)
Highlander (Cannon, 1986)
I.M. Meen
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney, 1996)
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (Episode 18)
One More Time (Daft Punk)
Link: The Faces of Evil

Time: 89 Minutes

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  • @bluebowser31 Ear rape is meant to be obnoxious, and I think it's just sad that you're unsubbing because of one thing in my style. Especially when it's one that I enjoy doing.

  • Unsubbed :(

    Loved your videos, but too much ear rape for me.

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