Drunk Comic Book History: The Robins

WAIT, THERE'S BEEN MORE THAN ONE ROBIN?
Yes, indeed there has. Here's an epic film demonstrating that. Let me drink half a bottle of Night Train and then explain it to you.

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[voxbox18]

"Alfred, Batman needs a Robin. How is he gonna handle his shit without a little boy running around him?"

[InTheRaydar]

"No! Instead, be Robin!"

[FishSlapsaBaby]

Jokers like "Imma own the shit out of you with this crowbar."

Jason Todds like ".....please don't"

[kevin castillo]

nightwing will never become batman

- tim drake XD

[BeingOfLight1111]

awesome

[Ferlize]

Except that Tim can't handle pressure. When his father died he wanted to quit being a hero. When Conner died his whole personality changed and he freaking tried to clone his best friend. When Bruce died he pretty much went half insane and went looking for him all over the world. And in Titans Tomorrow he was a crazy gun-wielding Batman who killed in cold blood. Dick was an excellent Batman with Damian as his Robin. Jason is not half as psycho as he used to be, and Damian is allegedly dead.

[Denshuu]

There was no Damian when this video was made.

[thedodging6]

All I'm saying is that if a Robin is gonna be the next Batman, Tim drake is the best choice. Dick Grayson's an idiot who likes to jump, Jason Todd is a bigger idiot and a psycho, Stephanie brown was fine as Batgirl (she kinda rocked, lets cripple Barbara again, see what happens) and Damian is just a Master Chief version of Jason Todd. But evil. N stuff.

[3Quetzalli]

Didn't that guy do this bitchin' Joker cosplay during the last Comic Con?

[qwopiretyu]

And Alfred's like "You're right." So then he gives him the costume and they go fuck up Scarecrow. And Batman's like "Okay, this could work."

[Edtion Cherry]

Three and a half years later, and Batwing is born.

Black batman here and a tongue-twister of Batman and Nightwing there and you get DC making Batwing.

[wallywest007]

isnt that jenna marbles at 3:14