Deadpool PSA #5
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@schoolhousefilms1 John wayne vs chuck norris
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John Wayne
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chuck norris got his azz kik by bruce lee
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@superwowman100 This isn't Gettysburg punk I suggest retreating, for I invented rap music when my heart started beating. Chuck Norris doesnt battle he just allows you to loose, My ryhmes will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilks Booth.
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lol at random Bea Arthur cameo.
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The Chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his rage
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if Chuck Norris can eat 6 billion dinosaurs, the human race is fucked
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Why is it when chuck Norris walks down the side walk, every one he sees he has slept with.......because of chuck Norris looking at you, your screwed
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Chuck Norris' parents are just his mom and Chuck Norris.
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Google did not find Chuck Norris.
Chack Norris found Google.
There is no such thing as global warming...Chuck Norris got cold, so he turned the temperature up.
Every night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't kick people into the Sun, he kicks the Sun into people.
Icarus1234567890 1 year ago 26
"FOUR SCORE and 65-years-in-the-past I won the civil war with my beard, and Im back to whup your ass! I've read up all you're facts you cure cancer with your tears. Well tell me Chuck how come you've never sat down and cried on your career!? you're a washed up has been on TV sellin' total gyms! and you're gonna loose this battle like you lost return of the dragon!" Thumbs up if anyone gets that reference because you're awesome if you do!
superwowman100 10 months ago 13