SOUTH OF TRENTON - Slayer Song Parody

Originally aired on the Metal Injection Livecast http://metalinjection.net/livecast - original song is called South of Heaven by Slayer duh! Here are the lyrics:

A special savings offer for a limited time
Unprecedented bargains are one of a kind
Labor Day our Back to School Sale arrives
Before you leave the store... YOU MUST BUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Our prices are low and our suits are great
Our Jewish tailor alters them while you wait
Located just a mile down the highway from IKEA.
Returns in 30 days if you use MasterCard or Visa

Credit welcome in an age of distrust
Liquidations... impressive price roll-backs.

Master shoppers live for hunting offers
Luxurious clothing at unbelievable prices
Third-rate stores with their smears cannot besmirch us
Come trade your old rags in for a credit toward a purchase

Exchanges welcome in an age of mistrust!
Liquidations, compulsive shoppers!!!!

On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!

[Solo]

The route to deep discount is the Garden State Parkway
A road through the heart of New Jersey.
Bring any competetitor's price on new clothes
I'll beat 'em by 10 percent or else it's free!

Credit welcome in an age of mistrust!
Liquidations, compulsive shoppers!

On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!
On Route 9 South of Trenton!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• slayer
• south
• of
• heaven
• trenton
• route
• metal

[chiodos132]

nice, im way proud of you.

[ThrashingSlayer]

BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE STORE, YOU MUST BUY!!!

[yohollatchaboy]

This is awesome... "The route to deep discount is the Garden State Parkway, a road through the heart of New Jersey"

whole song had me laughing

[nicoles1000]

lol pretty good parody

[foodforanimals]

listening on headphones at work - i seriously had to bite my palm fonzie style

[TequilaBasterd]

I am a die hard SLAYER fan but this parody well it's just hilarious x')

well done^^

[mario1136]

@yankeessuck1983 Lol this song must be about your uncle larry lol

[mario1136]

Haha this should be used in a commercial. Next do a Chemical Warfare parody :D

[MaOfPu92]

I am litterally Laughing My Fucking Ass Off right now xD

[catimbo171]

Route 9 South of Trenton, is an place to be, but, remenber:

Before you leave the store... YOU MUST BUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[catimbo171]

Route 9 South of Trenton, is an plac to be, but, remenber:

Before you leave the store... YOU MUST BUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL