Asuka Pwns 3/9

Confused as hell from the original series ending and want logical answers to all of your questions as well as a satisfying conclusion to every single subplot? Well, dont look here, because all youll find is MIND RAPE!!! Just when you thought the virginity of your mind was safe, along comes the End of Evangelion, then . . . RAPE. You knew what you were getting into when you reached the halfway mark of this series.

SEELEs convoluted plan for world domination/human evolution finally comes to fruition and a whole lot of weird crap happens. With the planet on its knees, who must we rely on to save us? Why, Shinji Ikari!

. . . Were all screwed.

Seriously though, what douche bag came up with the theory that humankind is better off in the form of primordial soup? Isnt that the exact OPPOSITE of evolution as it is what we supposedly came from? Freaking idiots.

Though only slightly less confusing than the series ending, it does compensate with a mountain of fan service. We get to see an Asuka nip slip, Rei felt up, and a certain character we all hate get strangled. Could you ask for more? Yes? Well, too bad!

Titles aside and all that, this is the End of Evangelion, as well as the end of NGE. I dont own any part of this franchise, dont stand to make any money, blah blah blah, yaddah yaddah. Enjoy!

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[faizalsotilleo]

I like how Shinji goes from nervous but confident to whiny pile of trash within 20 minutes.

[froobcakes]

the moment asuka got better i was like "fuck yes!"

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

@AZngsta2

It's called Higurashi, but I doubt you remember even posting this comment.

[KoKoJazz99]

"That would explain why they haven't used any explosives yet. I just hope they don't start using BC weapons. That or N2 mines. Things could get pretty ugly...."

These guys should be hauled out and shot! Everyone, EVERYONE knows you keep your fat mouth shut and refrain from using these types of "Well, it can't get an worse!!" reassurances in situations like this. Because as everyone else ALSO knows, you are just INVITING disaster upon yourself!

[Over9000Mongos]

6:34 - 6:40 ...Laughed a lot harder than I should have

[MyKeyblader]

Go Asuka!(I never really liked your character much though

[NutritionManMan]

i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die i dont wanna die

[MrRefff]

eva unit 2 goes fucking chuck norris on those guys

[roselyn666]

good for you asuka....now sinji get your a** move...

[tcrpgfan]

anybody say crowning moment of awesome for eva series?

[chezzmasterX]

anyone hear the parkway drive tribute to the asuka fight scene? will make amv soonz.