The Stalker

This week Lunki and Sika have gotten their very own Stalker.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stalker
• love
• bodyguard
• axartist
• Lunki
• Sika
• Whitney Houston
• I will always love you
• horse
• head
• dead
• bunny

[lunkiandsika]

Thanks, glad you like it!

[axartist]

Maby I already am....

AX

[kateberger1]

I'm in tears my dear Sika, how could I have left out the most important reason I fell in love w/you...your singing voice...never stop singing my darling! By the way, do you know how long it takes to boil a rabbit whole...pretty darn long. I was worried the packages would not make it to your office, wasn't sure if I put enough postage on the packages, & they were leaking a bit, plus all the fuss about shpg animal parts abroad...what a hassle!

[kateberger1]

I have a great idea, since you, Lunki, have one of AX Artist's magnificent original pictures hanging on your wall, I will contact her & ask if she will join me on this quest & be Lunki's official stalker! That way she & I can plan a trip to see the two of you in person! (that is of course if she'll be kind enough to drop all charges against me & lift the restraining order!

[kateberger1]

I don't mean to be unkind to Lunki, but I am indeed stalking you & you alone! However, I'm sure 1 day, when he reaches your level of beauty & intelligence, he too will aquire his own stalker. Tell him I'll look around in the meantime & try to find him one (I don't want his feelings to be hurt).

[kateberger1]

Sika, you are indeed a magnificent specimen of manhood, but I fell in love with you not just for your beautiful body, but your soulful eyes, your intelligence, your quick wit and humor.

[dan56997]

Heh, Very funny! Keep up the good work! :)

[axartist]

Really funny! And what good taste in art you have.

AX

[ReelHumor]

The end is pretty hilarious. 5*