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Uploaded by on Feb 15, 2008

Thank Goodness It's Friday:
http://www.youtube.com/JohnnyDurham19

The one where Johnny tries to convince Charlie that milk is way more awesome than any fruit juice will ever be :P

LYRICS TO SONG:

I am a vampire, and I have fangs.
I am much scarier, than football hooligans.
I bite people, and suck out all their blood.
Then they fall over, with a great big thud.

Now I'm not hungry, I can do as I wish.
Chase after butterflies, and catch them with a squish.

Ohhh noooo! Butterfly Juice on my face!
What will I do?
I know, I'll go straight to the bathroom.

I wash my face in the bathroom sink,
But it's not as easy as you might think,
Because when I check my face in the MIRROR,
There's no reflection because I'm a vampire.

Oh nooooooooo!!!


Other links:

The website is BACK UP!
http://fiveawesome.com

Mario got milk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0BlbNIuHg

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  • Is it just me, or did Charlie miss out the word 'Johnny' in his song?

  • I concur, Milk is the best thing since... uh... er... something creative

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  • @fonzleclay He Said "We Don't Need Rubber Johnnys To Have Fun"

  • IT'S NOT JUST ME! People always say I'm weird because I like to drink milk... alone... cold.

    But you explained the awesomeness of milk WHILE you referenced Friends. I think I love you.

  • Yes. Just yes.

  • WOOT FOR REASON 9!!!!

  • Your sunglasses make me look at your hair more...

  • love milk! its actually the only thing i drink other than fizzy drinks :D

  • this is the best vampire anything i have seen in a looooonnnnngggg time

  • lol yeiii! FRIENDS reference! :)

  • The babies need milk to survive just isn't true. I'm lactose intolerant and when I was born I threw up the first couple of times I had milk then completely refused to drink it anymore. My mam (mum for you Brits :) ) resorted to boiled 7up and that's all I drank... 22 years later, I'm still here!!

  • is he irish or scottish becaise that is not any english accent im fermilliar with

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