Mark Sanford Disgrace

Mark Sanford, The Laughing Stock!
Rexx Rektal has been keeping up with the situation with Mark Sanford, the republican governor of South Carolina. What the hell? He disappears for 5 days, goes to Argentina to see a woman he is having an affair with, and lies about it! What an idiot!
If you didnt know, he stirred up a controversy by not accepting Federal Stimulus money, and the State voted around him! This was also a foolish act on his part, and now we are seeing why his judgment was so clouded. He was getting some long distance nookie! Does a politicians personal life affect their ability to be in office? Rexx Rektal uses this example to show people yes!
Why would he spill the beans like this? Probably because he was going to get caught anyway. Mark Sanford is one of these ultra-conservative right wing nut jobs anyway, and this is so far against the words of his God, that he is in deep doohockey!
Rexx Rektal predicts Mark Sanford will step down as Governor of South Carolina, and he will be on a reality TV show. He will have his next affair with Jim McGreevey, and they will stay in Intercourse Pennsylvania! Then they will have a same-sex marriage in Boston, and the director of ceremonies will be Dick Cheney!
The Republican Party will be renamed the fart blossoms!

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