A Pirate Buys An iPhone with "Gold Doubloons"

I do lots of weird things to keep myself occupied. This past International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I decided that it would be fun to buy an iPhone dressed as, and talking like, a pirate. But then I thought, well, what would a pirate pay with? Gold doubloons, obviously. So I called my bank to make sure they could get me $300 in gold one-dollar coins, got a pirate costume, and the rest is history. There wasn't a lot of usable footage, unfortunately - an entire conversation about dolphins' furry blowholes was all but lost - mostly due to the sound being inaudible. What I was able to salvage is OK though, and besides, it was just fun to do, and this video is proof that I did it. I hope to see this spread across the land; pirates everywhere buying big-ticket items with sackfulls of gold one dollar coins every International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Enjoy!

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[thedbp]

I think you mean retaaarrrrded

[thedbp]

"Furry blowholes and doubloons, that's the life for me!"

[hellboyudp]

+1 great jorb sir

[Wicker7Handley]

kudos

[Nevermore1597]

I can't believe they didn't call the police...

[gatoradeboy1234]

Go back to Treasure Island.

[LamarApplePie]

its funny how they play along

[trippyay]

arrretarded.

[jonspelledwrong]

well done, wel done.

[Ijam357]

hahaha you should have told them to come down to your ship for a fresh meat cream cone!!! lol  Good funny!!!