How to Survive Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Jail System by Shaun Attwood

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[holytiamat777]

what about asians? are they petty much screwed?

[derickatt]

@holytiamat777 in AZ, the Asians aren't one of the four main racial categories in the jail, so they are vulnerable

[BrianHimself1]

its hard to hear what he says about the religious diet thing.

He says he told them he was hindu, but then after that does he say, "jews get the best diet" or "hindus get the best diet"

[derickatt]

@BrianHimself1 he said "jews get the best diet"

[SnakeCIA1]

You survive by not going to his prison.

[YoureAlwaysRight]

@AirstripBum Go fuck yourself. You dont have to commit a crime to go to jail in Maricopa County. And once youre in Maricopa County Jail they dont give a shit if youre innocent or not. They could care less. Youre treated like shit, kept from your family, lose your job, your house and all of your belongings. You walk out several months or years later with nothing but the clothes on your back and a bad attitude that you didn't have before you went there. Then you try readjust and become nice again.

[ultradumbass]

@YoureAlwaysRight joe arpaio may be even worse than hitler or stalin. both had concentration camps however both of them said food could not be expired, hitting or tormenting prisoners was not allowed, they were expected a new pair of clothes every month and were expected to get 8 hours of sleep a night and were expected to get free time in the evening if well behaved, though some of the camp commandants still abused their power it was in fact illegal to be inhumane even in nazi germany and ussr.

[Test1212Nachricht]

How about avoiding to get into jail in the first place?

[goodyuk]

Hi, you mention the intake area, do they strip search you here? Is it private one on one or a group search? How invasive is it? Do they strip search you at other times? What is the procedure? What happens? What do they make you do?

[TheRipcity22]

@drollord

Brilliant response! Your superior intelligence is really shining through. I would wager that you've broken the law at least a dozen times in the last week alone. Naive fools like yourself can't seem to grasp the fact that our justice system does not exist to rehabilitate criminals, it's a business, a business that relies on repeat offenders. Prison turns petty criminals like you and I into hardened ones, and once free there is little to no opportunity for them.

[drollord]

@TheRipcity22 The smart people like I am know when NOT break the law. The stupid fools like you don't.

[TheRipcity22]

@drollord

I find people like you entertaining. People who frequently break the law but have been lucky enough to avoid capture. You ever drink at a restaurant? ever drive a friends car that wasn't insured as a favor? Ever trespassed to reclaim your property? Ever defended yourself in a fight?

If you've done any of these things, which you have, you were lucky you weren't caught. The only reason you're free is chance. Our justice system depends on repeat offenders, so much so that it creates them