Peanut Butter Evolved

Sometimes... when you open a jar of peanut butter....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Darwin
• Peanut
• Butter
• Evolution

[rddaos]

Typical scientifically-illiterate creationist bimbos. Fucking morons, all of them.

[BrasNDrawers]

What the fuck did I just watch? A scientist try and disprove evolution by using a jar of peanut butter? Why was he ever awarded a degree?

[VillainousOperative]

@7DragonTech7 And you can be certain, without a shadow of a doubt, that it was actually THE creator, the actual creator of the actual universe, that wrote to you?

Did you... see them write it?

[7DragonTech7]

@VillainousOperative

No. He wrote it to me.

[VillainousOperative]

@7DragonTech7 And did this creator speak to you in person?

[7DragonTech7]

@VillainousOperative

Says the creator of the universe.

[VillainousOperative]

@7DragonTech7 Says who?

[7DragonTech7]

@VillainousOperative

"Foolishness in God is wiser than human knowledge."

[VillainousOperative]

@7DragonTech7 Well, the singularity is not *strictly* zero-dimensional... look, it's really complicated. Go read the Wikipedia article on it or something.

But yes, that's a good question. What did cause the Big Bang? What was 'before' our universe? Maybe someday, through scientific enquiry, we'll find out.

Either way, evolution by natural selection definitely happens and abiogenesis is possible without the intervention of a God. These are things we HAVE found out! ;)

[VillainousOperative]

@tomzjamz This is true. If peanut butter had been around for billions of years, it would most likely have developed sentience by now, or at least gone a bit off.

[tomzjamz]

@VillainousOperative Also, if I may, I would like to add peanut butter has not been around for billions of years, so has not had that time to evolve.

[7DragonTech7]

@VillainousOperative

How can nothing contain energy? If it wasn't physical, then what contained and utilized the energy? And a singularity is unchanging; if it is zero-dimensional, there is no time, thus no change. It doesn't make sense.

If the universe was started by some other natural process, what started the process that started our universe? And what about the process that started that? It all has to lead back to something before everything; and that something must /be/ everything.