King Missile- Detachable Penis

From their 1992 album, Happy Hour.
Lyrics:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• King missile
• detachable penis
• happy hour
• one hit wonder
• 1992
• punk rock
• john s. hall
• dave rick
• chris xefos
• roger murdock
• mal rick
• kramer

[WalkerMacd393]

Why does everyone think this song is by Primus for the love of god?? Dx

[GuitarMotorRipper100]

@WalkerMacd393 Who the fuck thinks that?

[MissLindz9218]

De-tach-able-Penisss. XD

[Zach581236]

WTF... thats all I have to say.

[TheSuperVillainDoom]

@ShelbyMars15 your moms a dude?!? :O

[ShelbyMars15]

@cytomegalovirusxTT94

SHE *

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA .

this needs to go on DamnLOL .

[SgtTankDempsey]

i miss this song on kroq

[cytomegalovirusxTT94]

@ShelbyMars15 HE?! XDD

[ShelbyMars15]

I heard this song on the radio while driving with my mom in the car ,

the worst part is . . .

he started singing along o____O

[BlutoUSN]

HHAAA*snicker*HHHHHHAAAAAA!!

[jordanredman]

People sometimes tell me, I should get it permanently attached, but.. I don't know

[MichaelHansenFUN]

where is the song with the backwards message?

[slurple19]

mine is too