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Facial Hair (Billionaire Parody)

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Uploaded on Oct 29, 2010

I saw a few of these and decided to do one of my own.. You might have to turn up the volume some, I tried to fix that as much as I could but my mic sucks so I had to turn everything down some.

I wish I had facial hair so fucking bad,
Then I'll look just like my dad.
I wanna be on the cover of Beard magazine
Right next to Lincoln and Hussein.

Oh every time I stroke my chin,
I hope that something will begin.
A single little follicle, oh
I swear, razors all beware
For when I get facial hair.

Ya I'd have a beard like Grizzly
Never have to shave, charge dimes to feel me
Pass me a comb please
For my chin strap, mutton chops, goatee
Gillettes not gonna be so busy
Pull-ups with my soul patch, thats my fitness
Downey stole my balbo, even got a witness
Joe Dirt got nothin on my winfield, spin like a windmill
Housewives fingertips through my ducktail
Lookin like Mario, Luigi
Then next week I'm rockin the hulihee
Little kids talkin bout their milk mustache
I'm Mr. Monopoly, I'll have to pass

Oh every time I stroke my chin,
I hope that something will begin.
A single little follicle, oh
I swear, razors all beware
For when I get facial hair
Ooooh oh oooh oh I get facial hair
Ooooh oh oooh oh I get facial hair

Old dutch like the Amish
Dinner with a garnish
Never miss a class, my stash means business
Dali's a parabola, never gonna fix this
Show like Letterman
Look like Pearl Jam, never find a better man
Sparrow like captain Jack, Black Pearl
Handlebars, choppers, My Name is Earl
Fu Man Chu like I'm Gangis Khan
mixed with the imperial, Napoleon
Logical to have a klingon, Shatner region
Drop an anchor, I'm your captain
Powdered sugar on my cop stash
That pencil won't ever last
I wish I had facial hair so fucking bad,
Then I'll look just like my dad.
I wanna be on the cover of Beard magazine
Right next to Lincoln and Hussein.

Oh every time I stroke my chin,
I hope that something will begin.
A single little follicle, oh
I swear, razors all beware
For when I get facial hair
For when I get facial hair

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