INTERNET COURAGE - A Song For the Haters!

You can download this song at http://www.alexcarpenter.bandcamp.com !

Hater (noun) : 1. A person who spews negativity needlessly at strangers online simply because they can. Not just someone you disagree with, but someone who aims to hurt feelings since they have nothing better do with their time. You can usually identify Haters by their inability to solve the "Your/You're and They're/Their/There conundrum" and their anxiousness to deride the work of others.

Internet Courage (noun) 1.The feeling that because no one sees your face, that you are no longer bound by any rules of polite behavior.

Alex (noun) 1.A person who doesn't like mean people.
2. A silly boy with a very Silly YouTube channel

I have been incredibly lucky in my time on YouTube to not run into nearly any Haters, but I have seen my fair share of them online, attacking both my friends at times and people I dont know, but am pretty sure are not a "totul fag!" and do not particularly need to "get a new faice dork!" even if they "dont no nehing!"

Yeah, I have seen those things written.

In the comments, please share some of the best (aka dumbest) things you have seen in comments from haters before! Lets enjoy them for who they are. Meanpants. Meanheaded poopiepants infact.

Special thanks to Patrick and Jason for being in the video, and to Jason for helping me mix the song!

Have ye any twitters? http://www.twitter.com/AlexCarpenter

Lyrics:
Sit down behind my computer screen
Nothing I type really matters
My fingers fly across the keys
Each comment an unsharpened dagger

I've no respect for the facts
No ettiqute and no tact

I'm getting drunk on internet courage tonight
Ill talk some trash, tear people down, and start a fight
I'm all condescension , it gets me lots of attention
So im drinking deep of internet courage

I've got this anonymity,
And no one else has feelings
I wear a cloak of insensitivity
I'll blind side them when they read it

I feel good making others feel bad
They'll never know who i am

And when I mock something thing
That they can not control
I feel better about myself
I may be a total tool, but I firmly believe
That positivity is for the weak

He got drunk on internet courage, but why?
He gave in to anger, it leads to the dark side
Don't be a hater, you'll just end up like darth vader
We'd all much rather be obi wan
So come on back where you belong
Quit sneering now and sing a happy song

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[fictitiously]

Lol @ Jason.

[AlexanderCarpenter]

@fictitiously absolutely correct.

[Agent591565]

Heck yes thumbs up for ghost riding.

My jeep loves to be ghost rid.

she loves it.

Also I loved being in this video. (thx Alex!)

[AlexanderCarpenter]

@Agent591565 THANKS FOR BEING IN IT!! this was a blast to shoot.

[AlexanderCarpenter]

@LynnHermione booooooooo

[LooneyLunaLovegood98]

Why are you so perfect?!

[Mylena96]

I think this song is awesome. I love the fact that you took on all the tools that lurk the internet. Some people are just to mean. Leads to to much tragedy. Just wanted to say I love your work and also all your friend's works. Keep doing a great job.

[SweetheartMorada]

@YahwehBukkake I hope you fully appreciate the level of irony involved in leaving that comment on this video.

[MischeifManaged7]

Im waiting for someone to post an idiotic rude remark on this video...

[madisonhardisky]

@ravenclawdia I just did that actually.... :P

[MsRemuslupin]

This is one of the first videos i ever saw of him...

[Taffy9412]

I love this n.n

[wdaband]

oops. I forgot one.

Fifth: I want to steal your coloring book.

[wdaband]

First: This song entertains me. Unfortunately, it's too true.

Second: The colors of the polo that you're wearing remind me of a watermelon.

Third: I want Jason to teach me the hat flippy thing

Fourth: You are now on our quote wall. "Don't be a hater, you'll just end up like Darth Vader"

[MsRemuslupin]

where can i get a star wars coloring book?