Pastor Steven L Anderson Pisseth Against the Wall

Pastor Steven L Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church Preaches that men must urinate while standing up

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[help4343]

Wait, in the bible the phrase is always used in the context that whoever pisseth against the wall would be killed, so how would that imply that it is good to stand while peeing?

[Karla Keffer]

What if you're a man, and you're sitting having a poo, and all of a sudden you begin to urinate at the same time? Are you supposed to stand up midstream? That sounds highly unsanitary.

[R. Conrad Bane]

Wait til you get a lil older Rev, you will relish the ability to pee sitting down.

[Max Edelstahl]

When did the Germans become such a bunch of pussies!?

Back in the 3th Reich, a man would be shot on sight, if he was caught sitting while peeing! (>_<)

[Max Edelstahl]

This guy is pissed!

[Max Edelstahl]

Wow... I never thought of that!

I think you should try to do number 1 standing

- and then do number 2 sitting.

That'll be ok, don't you think?

[ThePeasles]

Are they standing when they piss you off?

[Bill Stanley]

Piss, a verb meaning to urinateon. The verse is not used to define what piss is. The context isn't commanding men to be men by standing to pee. The contex is God's judgement of evil men. They were commanded to kill every man that "pisseth on the wall" not just standing but on he wall. The context is like dogs raising their leg to pee on the wall marking their territory. God pretty much was saying they are acting like Dogs and so treat them as such. STOP NEUTERING THE TEXT (pun intended!)

[Monroe Pastermack]

what does he say about paraplegics and others who can'rt stand while peeing..

[Monroe Pastermack]

Eat yellow snow and die

[Forensource]

The guy is a nut.

[Gene Abner]

what does piss mean to you then?? idiot