HBN 25: Twillight Sucks Edition

I can't believe I forgot to put this on YouTube 2 years ago. Anyway, here's one of the most popular HBNs ever.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Twillight
• Hate
• By
• Numbers
• Gladstone
• Progressive
• Rock

[gladstonew]

new episode monday.

[MrDrGrotesque]

1:40 Wasn't this joke already useed? But with different music?

[gladstonew]

@MrDrGrotesque  No. In New Moon, I did a call back of the joke with The Smiths, but this was the original.

[Arquenemeh]

1:30 will be remembered as the finest joke in all of Gstone's career.

[gladstonew]

@Arquenemeh I hope you're not right, but it is a pretty great joke.

[NorthBoundTT]

I love the imitation facial expression.

Classic HBN, gold Gladstone :)

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@ctraver You'd think that more ammunition to make fun of them would be worth it, but then you watch the movies, and then you realise that it really isn't. And then you find yourself in dire need of alcohol.

When it comes to terms of awfulness, it's hard to make a substantial comparison. Twilight is what I compare awful things to, to explain how bad they are. It's like the Justin Bieber of the movie-world, but sparklier and full of religious propaganda. And like, way way worse.

[ctraver]

@CaptenAwsomeXD I expect them to be terrible, but actually seeing them would give me more ammunition to make fun of them with.

Still... Bad movies. Are we talking Greedo shot first? Star Wars Prequels? Prequels edited for more Jar Jar? Or are we getting into Holiday Special territory?

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@ctraver They are as bad as reputed, they're straight out terrible. I'm surprised Gladstone didn't make fun of their crappiness more...

[Siaha112]

Oh whats that? A facial expression other than this? *Gladstone attempts facial expression*

[ctraver]

I kind of want to see these movies, but I don't want to pay for them or risk the wrath of the MPAA. I need to lower my standards for friendship so I can have someone I can borrow the dvds from.

[PurpleHandcuff]

"Progressive Rock + 1970s Progressive Rock" bit had me in splinters. Wonderful stuff.

[KoopTroopProduction]

Lol

[WolvesBane95]

The only time that music works with vampires is the occasional Supernatural episode.  If anyone said that before, my apologies.

[ctraver]

One of these days I want to see if this movie is as bad as it's reputed to be. I won't pay for it, and it doesn't seem worth the risk of incurring the wrath of the MPAA. I need to lower my standards for friendship so I can borrow it from someone.