Football or baseball

George Carlin

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stand-up

[Patriotismtriumphs]

My college professor used this for a lesson. That's how brilliant George Carlin was.

[NarutoDude134]

116 people are Dominicans...

[djgeosoul]

I love how most of the people missed the point this genius made... ;)

[Patriotismtriumphs]

@pzaark What in the world are you talking about? Are you butt hurt over something? I was complementing George Carlin not insulting him. I think you might be an idiot. And btw I take college class and i'm only a high school senior so obviously I'm not dumb. I think you need to get the dick out of your ass and enjoy life.

[pzaark]

@Patriotismtriumphs Your college professor must have used every Gorge Carlin stand up he must have been a big fan you dumb fuck

[marcopolomario]

@wwechristianpeep yeah but that why u follow teams not just watch random when the USMNT play a tresure every minute on the field but thats just me if u dont follow a team well its going to be boring i also cant watch soccer unless the USMNT are playing so yeah just follow a team with your heart not stats

[wwechristianpeep]

@marcopolomario It isn't about how hard it is to score a goal it's about that low scoring games are boring and a lot of times you have to wait for eternity for a goal to happen

[ARB95XX]

why is it that football has 4, 15 minute quarters, yet still takes 3 hours to finish.

[marcopolomario]

@wwechristianpeep really true when losing in the 88th minute u most likely wont win but check this out 1GOAL = 3touchdowns = 9 homeruns = 30 basketball points hahaha thats why the low scoring thats how hard it is to score a goal

[wwechristianpeep]

@marcopolomario Soccer is so slow and borring. Plus I like baseball better. In baseball teams can win while trailing in the 9th. In soccer teams never win when trailing in the 88th minute. Also you don't have to watch a full game of baseball to see it end in a tie.

[paramorerulzhard]

football dosnt even have a logical name

dumb americans...

[heartshapedlife2]

Why the fuck are people arguing about sports? To each their own. Baseball requires skill just like football. You have to be able to hit, throw, and catch the ball, just as well as being able to run. In football you have to be able to take orders, run, throw, catch, and lead. Baseball's time varies while football ends by schedule. Matter of opinion, just play what you want to play.