Song for Sarah Palin (Original Song)

**Update: This song stopped being relevant as of Nov. 5th, 2008.

A song I wrote defending my good friend Ms. Sarah Palin. Hopefully now the liberal media will leave her alone. Damn you Olbermann.

(The tune is based on a Guthrie song I heard.)
Well let me tell you bout a woman
As amazing as can be
Her name is Sarah Palin
And shes john mcain vp
She comes from the north
From an alasakan town
But shes headed to the white house
To turn this mess around

Well when she was just a baby
Her mother said to her
Youll go on to glory
In your later years
Now help me kill this buffalo
Hang him from a noose
Then get all the plates ready
And carry in that moose

When she had turned 16
She rode a polar bear
Straight on through to Juneau
Throwing oil everywhere
And when the sheriff asked her
Why she done what she had did
She just said u betcha
And than did it again

Later she became the mayor
Of Wasilla, AK
Her celebration was huge
A grand ole party all the way
She drank a pint of moose blood
And cleaned her teeth out with its bones
Then she thanked her witchcraft doctor
And took the bridge to nowhere home

Next step was the governor
Which she became with glee
A grand old mess of pms
For the republican party
She fired a state trooper
Cause he had wronged her sis
But she was just so darn cute
I guess no one had noticed

Well about this time some old guy
Was strolling through the park
Yelling at the quacking ducks
For taking up all the sidewalk
He called up on Sarah Palin
And when she figured out who he was
She became his vp pick
I guess just because


Now I know that you may doubt her
But I hope you hold your cries
She said thank but no thanks
Ok, well that one was a lie
But shes read every paper
In the whole wide universe
Besides Obamas a muslim
Now tell me which is worse

Now I know what you are thinkin
Her foreign policy is weak
But shut your mouth you liberal
Social communist elite
Shes been to Canada
So whatcha got to say now
Oh and I forgot to mention
She can see Russia from her house

Well I hope by now you understand
Shes the one here for the job
Shes a middle class hard workin
Down to earth, folsky mom
Besides Obamas a Muslim
But I think I mentioned that
Now why dont you make like Louis Armstrong
And just go on and scat

Bless your heart

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[flyboymd82]

Don't quit your day job kid..........

[Nature89]

@flyboymd82 What an ironic comment.

[hermenutic]

God bless you.

Not many people can distinguish 'shit from shinola'. You obviously do.

[Nature89]

Thanks. Navin Johnson sure can.

[DementedToast]

lmfao, this was great. It took me until verse 2 to realize that it was sarcastic, and I just started laughing uncontrollably.

[Nature89]

Thanks a lot, glad you like it.

[FarLeftRevolution]

Sweet Communist the Communist daughter standing on the Seaweed Water Semen stains the Mountain tops with Cocoa-leaves along the borders sweetness sings from every corner Cars careening from the clouds the bridges burst and twist around and wanting something warm and moving bends towards herself the soothing proves that she must still exist she moves herself about her fist Sweet Communist the Communist daughter Standing on the Seaweed water Semen stains the mountain tops

[johnthesencond]

I hate liberals but it doesnt take a genius to know sarah palin is a complete fucking mongoloid.

[Nature89]

My guitar can't be tuned, it does as it pleases.

[hayduke1969]

Clever lyrics. Nice job.

I bet it would sound even better if you tuned your ax.