John Branyan - Smoking in Church

John's hilarious take on smoking in church - and in other places that might not be the most appropriate.

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Comedy

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• Branyan
• smoking
• in
• church
• comedy
• funny
• standup
• toys

[dischic109]

I could see my youth minister doing that....

[Thomas779778]

alright does anyone know where i can find a cigarette like that? all I can find are the ones with actual tobacco that are for quitting smoking :(

[droptozro]

@stephenp1968 that depends on their argument for why you should not smoke or drink. If its solely health reasons then yes if they are with knowledge eating horrid things and judging others they're being hypocritical. But if they give you a scripture reference you should submit to it if it fits properly. Elders are commanded not to drink much if at all, and drunkenness is surely a sin, but so is gluttony. Smoking isn't laid out in scripture unless it's drugs, that is forbidden as witchcraft.

[TheJamminGinger]

I saw this guy and Tim Hawkins live a few months ago! Hilarious!

[trenchmeister]

@Thomas779778 myfreedomsmokes com I recommend the 510-T kit. Allows you to see how much juice you have and easy refills.

[CountArtha]

@EasternPancakes77 Even if they are, they're a heck of a lot safer than real cigarettes.

[JendayiHamilton]

@EasternPancakes77 It did explode in a man's mouth about maybe a month ago. If you google it, you'll be able to find it. Other than that, I believe they can't directly harm you lol.

[TheFireAndTheSigh]

@EasternPancakes77 You can get a lot of nicotene (sp?) from them, but they come in different 'strengths'... I got sick off the first one I tried and never did it again :)

[stephenp1968]

@EasternPancakes77 no, theyre just steam, theres no health risk