Kle Shay Ft. D-Mayne - Way Too Much Cologne (Kiss Me Thru The Phone Parody)

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Uploaded by on Mar 22, 2009

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This is a parody of Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy Ft. Sammie that Kle Shay wrote. He rapped the verses and I sang the chorus.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
D-Mayne Kle Shay

[Chorus: D-Mayne]
Hey mayne, you got a real issue
You wear too much perfume
Its like overpowering
Were beggin you to stop dude
I cant breathe around you
Im gonna Chris Brown you
Because seriously man you got on way too much Cologne
(way too much cologne)
You gotta take it off
Way too much cologne
(Way too much cologne)
No wonder youre alone

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, youre smelling disgusting
We thinkin you might be
Wearin too much cologne man, you are simply reeking
Seriously what died?
And was then put inside
A bottle, and sold at a store for you to buy?
Smell bad, like a bag of tuna
And everytime I see ya, I wanna freakin beat ya
You stinkin, you stinkin
Somebody mustve peed on you neck

[D-Mayne]
And if you dont go away Im gonna Chris brown you

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, Ive been suffocating
When I am around you
You smell like a skunk dude, dont like it, Im nauseas
Its makin me vomit
Just understand you ugly
No women wanna touch it
Damn that stank is strong
Yo body need some Dentyne, get it from the Prom Queen
Shell understand what we mean
You stinkin, you stinkin, you stinkin
Man even Michael Jackson said you stank

[D-Mayne]
And he doesnt even have a nose to smell you

[Chorus]

[Story Time!]

[D-Mayne]
How many times do I hafta to go and Chris Brown you

[Chorus]

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  • This awesome I showed it to someone that needed to see it as a hint. He stoped useing so much cologne.

  • @iz512 haha, i've hurd that happen with someone else n their friend too!! Hearin these stories makes me feel almost as if me n Kle Shay r doin a community service for havin this song up lol! Thx for stoppin by an listenin!

  • we all know person in our everyday lives like this. I happen to work next to one of them fuck my life

  • @NoName1325 LMAO, i had someone in my class this semester like this.....luckily i culd jus get up and move

  • omg this kid...i have to show him this song maybe he'll stop , i swear he like showers in this stuff....

  • @sgtpepper970 haha, yaaa its so funny how pretty much everyone can releate this song to someone they kno

Top Comments

  • there's this guy i know,

    his name is Erik Vasquez

    and omfg this is his theme song lol

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  • I dont wear enough...

  • i wear to much colugne

  • 4 people small like a boy band. im like en stink man EN-STINK and i just had to tell em off

  • I'm gonna Chris Brown you. Lmfao

  • FUCKIN LUV THIS SONG!!!

  • THIS IS FREAKIN' HALARIOUS!

  • i dedicate this song to a kid in my class named josh. he wears cologne all of the time and it seems like he dumps the whole bottle on himself hahahahahha XD

  • @DMayneMusic LMFAO (Random Story)

  • how... how did i not come across this song before? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I gotta play this on my commute home tonight. damn mta conductor fuckin' bathes in some nasty ass cologne.

    Side note... this was hysterical and just so much fun! I want the mp3!

  • FUCK YOUTUBE unsuspend kle shay!!! Good thing we got people copy other peplz vids

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